IrezumiKiss
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Here in Metro NYC/NY State it's running at a average $300 per hour, low-end vanilla outcall.........whats your average? 
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Here in Metro NYC/NY State it's running at a average $300 per hour, low-end vanilla outcall.........whats your average?
You're gay?
Shocking.
IrezumiKiss
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HOLY SHIT!
Well, like jerry sez, not that there is anything wrong with that.
Good to know. And good luck with that.
IrezumiKiss
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wait wait wait wait waaaaaait...don't get it all twisted sister, I mean, I'm gay for life, yeah, as in, I'm gay as in happy and gay for life as in for living period, not like gay for life, but as in gay for life as in...as in...as in...in...in...
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ahh fuck it! As Frost from Aliens said, "it don't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!"
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Well, you have a good sense of humor. That's good. But that Leo gif... that is getting as old as he is. Surely you can find something better.
We'll see.
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I do believe that's Ray Liotta there....hi by the way.
Oh shit. I think you are right. Based on his latest commercial, that is not flattering. Looked like a young Leo.
But zum still has not shared whether he has gained or lost.
Investments are tricky fuckers no matter who is in office. Let's just hope bore next door is not his financial advisor.
Oh, sorry. HI.
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Not sure about ass prices here in the DMV area, but as many that are preggers here, they're giving EVERYTHING away with a happy meal.
The division of motor vehicle area has to be hell on earth.
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you get
what you pay for
what you pay for
Pookie
Chop!! Chop!!
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Careful. He's just trying to talk your price down.
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Here in Metro NYC/NY State it's running at a average $300 per hour, low-end vanilla outcall.........whats your average?
DumbASS MOFO Nigger too dumb to think of something unique
steals a thread from a WHITE person
TYPICAL!
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Here in Metro NYC/NY State it's running at a average $300 per hour, low-end vanilla outcall.........whats your average?
Doesn't vanilla imply no ass?
lovetoread
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its cheaper to just go to jersey for ass
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^^^He would knows, sells his for a discount
Just because you give yours away for free, don't be all jelly.
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Lol...DMV also an acronym for DC/MARYLAND/VIRGINIA.
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Even cheaper in Eastern Europe, as endorsed by Donald Trump.
Oh. Good luck with that.
Why the fuck anyone would anyone would willingly live there is beyond me.
Department of motor vehicles is more preferable.
"Dude, where's my car? "
nowisthetime
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Unlike some dorks who have to pay for two dollars a pop, due to lack of swag and game, I'm guessing Zumi doesn't need to pay for ass, when a man has a natural coolness factor, free pussy gets thrown at him.
