Happy Banniversary Ishmael!

Skiddles goaded Ishmael into making an accurate but bannable commentary about Rob's apparent predilictions based on Rob's frequent comments in that forbidden field of discussion.

Rob is now taking credit for getting Ishmael banned.

Rob was pretending not to he here (he was on a fake sabbatical) during this time that he remembers distinctly with such fondness. Totally-not-Rob Skiddles crowed about it in full-throated Rob-voice when it happened. It was a dead-on Rob impression.

It's kind of weird what a great impression of Rob that Skiddles does considering Rob and Skiddles are never seen talking together.

Wait- I wanna get this straight. Ish made a post outting Rob as a... well, I saw what it was banned for. Was that based on anything? Like, is that a true fact about Rob? Because Ish is known for not having a lot of true facts.
 
Wait- I wanna get this straight. Ish made a post outting Rob as a... well, I saw what it was banned for. Was that based on anything? Like, is that a true fact about Rob? Because Ish is known for not having a lot of true facts.

Q-#### is a meth addict with no sense of what the actual fuck is going on.
 
All the hypothetical subterfuge in this thread is about as riveting as reading a

bus schedule.
 
Like, is that a true fact about Rob?.

According to a couple of long timers, Bobs used to be quite mellow and likeable in the past.
I can see that happening, because he can be quite funny.

They speculate that something big happened at one point – head trauma or some life event – which made him permanently wounded.
Now he’s just chocker full of slurs, and all he does all day long is obsess about and stalk certain posters with racist, xenophobic, homophobic, sexist or ‘die of cancer’ slurs.

It’s appalling but also quite comical, knee-jerk laughter when you see him like that - weird combo.

I get why he is or had been stalking AJ, Ish, Miles and Que, because – as I’m told - there’s a 15 year old feud or rivalry between them.
But Ann, BottanyBoy and myself? Why all that relentnessness and never ending resentment?
And how come he never trolls Busybody? Let alone stalk him, like he stalks us.
He's a weird one.
 
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Hard to believe it's been a solid year as of yesterday since you threatened me and my family and got yourself summarily banhammered in short notice!

Actions sometimes DO have consequences, wouldn't you agree, chum?

So a year ago you ran like a little girl to the moderator when you in fact knew there was no chance of the threat being carried out.
And now you are celebrating the fact that you acted like a little girl - or is it a giant asshole?
Either way, it ought to be worth at least a 15-yard penalty. Is Laurel the head linesman tonight?
 
Yes, you embarrassed me for you.

I truly feel sorry for you, Luk.

Your refusal to answer my questions is your acknowledgement that you're a pathological liar.

I wish you well as you continue to search for someone or something that gives your life meaning.
 
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According to a couple of long timers, Bobs used to be quite mellow and likeable in the past.
I can see that happening, because he can be quite funny.

They speculate that something big happened at one point – head trauma or some life event – which made him permanently wounded.
Now he’s just chocker full of slurs, and all he does all day long is obsess about and stalk certain posters with racist, xenophobic, homophobic, sexist or ‘die of cancer’ slurs.

It’s appalling but also quite comical, knee-jerk laughter when you see him like that - weird combo.

I get why he is or had been stalking AJ, Ish, Miles and Que, because – as I’m told - there’s a 15 year old feud or rivalry between them.
But Ann, BottanyBoy and myself? Why all that relentnessness and never ending resentment?
And how come he never trolls Busybody? Let alone stalk him, like he stalks us.
He's a weird one.

Be that as it may, I was asking if he did something that could be "removed for pedophilia".
 
I truly feel sorry for you, Luk.

Your refusal to answer my questions is your acknowledgement that you're a pathological liar.

I wish you well as you continue to search for someone or something that gives your life meaning.

You being a complete fucking idiot doesn't make me a liar, dumbfuck.

That puts me back at zero.

That puts you ahead of Q-###.
 
Be that as it may, I was asking if he did something that could be "removed for pedophilia".



Nah. That was what ann_whatever_current_moniker, eeyore, and several beew/hashtag usernames got the boot for.

Ishmael posted personal info, and then threatened to have hackers do some dirty work. Booze-fueled bravado that got him kicked to the curb, then returning under a few (now banned) other names, where he started threads whining about his unfair treatment and predicting the end of Litrotica without his presence.

Sad, albeit hilarious stuff, when you remember these are adults.
 
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Hard to believe it's been a solid year as of yesterday since you threatened me and my family and got yourself summarily banhammered in short notice!

Actions sometimes DO have consequences, wouldn't you agree, chum?

Yes, everyone knows you re-registered as "Bellasarius", but now you have to skulk around under the radar, unable to make personal threats like you used to, in order to avoid the Wrath Of Laurel.

And the Board owes a special debt of thanks to Que for the assist in your banhammering. Que's Xanax-free unabashed cheerleading for Ishmael, squealing "hit him again harder, Ish, HARDER!" in gleee, got Ishmael foaming at the mouth and subsequently sent packing.

Fittingly, the thread that precipitated your banhammer was on one of your favorite racist topics, black folks in sports should shut their mouths and know their roles


You came. You saw. I conquered.

Bye Felicia!
*waves*
Damn.
 
Nah. That was what ann_whatever_current_moniker, eeyore, and several beew/hashtag usernames got the boot for.

Ishmael posted personal info, and then threatened to have hackers do some dirty work. Booze-fueled bravado that got him kicked to the curb, then returning under a few (now banned) other names, where he started threads whining about his unfair treatment and predicting the end of Litrotica without his presence.

Sad, albeit hilarious stuff, when you remember I'm an adult.

Your post is a good source of irony. - Liam
 
Nah. That was what ann_whatever_current_moniker, eeyore, and several beew/hashtag usernames got the boot for.

Ishmael posted personal info, and then threatened to have hackers do some dirty work. Booze-fueled bravado that got him kicked to the curb, then returning under a few (now banned) other names, where he started threads whining about his unfair treatment and predicting the end of Litrotica without his presence.

Sad, albeit hilarious stuff, when you remember these are adults.

Oh- so that post was the dox...

I guess I just jumped to the worst possible conclusion. I see the word "pedophilia" and I guess that's all I see. That's on me. I was ready to light my torch and pick up my pitchfork.
 
*just waves frantically at everyone because he didn't post in half a decade and doesn't remember which screennames match which personalities but is trying to play it off in a way that doesn't imply any social anxiety whatsoever*
 
*just waves frantically at everyone because he didn't post in half a decade and doesn't remember which screennames match which personalities but is trying to play it off in a way that doesn't imply any social anxiety whatsoever*

It's ok. We're all friends here.

Well, not ALL.

OBVIOUSLY.
 
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