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The Return of the BDSM Limerick...

Can you tell I am avoiding work yet ?

My dominants hand thread you will never surpass
With even images of perversion first class
For my fetish is mine and I think it's sublime
While I imagine you pinching my ass



Please feel free to transpose 'pinching' with beating / spanking / reaming / caressing / slapping / stroking or biting .

I aim to please http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/9.gif
 
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I've not been around, cause I've been wimpy instead.
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Disclaimer:
Sorry, my head is still a little fuzzy, I guess. Just not as sharp as the normally healthy me. But, thanks to Zycam, I'm on my way back, in one week's time, instead of two or three weeks of stuffy, sniffling, coughing wheezing agony.

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DVS said:
[Beginning of commercial message]

I've been feeling blue, with a cold in my head.
I've not been around, cause I've been wimpy instead.
But a product I use, THIS IS THE NEWS.
Zycam is great! In half the time, it knocks the cold DEAD. :nana:

Disclaimer:
Sorry, my head is still a little fuzzy, I guess. Just not as sharp as the normally healthy me. But, thanks to Zycam, I'm on my way back, in one week's time, instead of two or three weeks of stuffy, sniffling, coughing wheezing agony.

Trust me...it works.

[/End of commercial message]
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It's about time you showed up.
 
My poem to Shanky's meat,
Which is so big and neat,
It may look like chicken,
But man it is kickin',
So this treat is one you can't beat.
 
Ebonyfire said:
My poem to Shanky's meat,
Which is so big and neat,
It may look like chicken,
But man it is kickin',
So this treat is one you can't beat.
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I suppose you can beat him...
 
Ebonyfire said:
My poem to Shanky's meat,
Which is so big and neat,
It may look like chicken,
But man it is kickin',
So this treat is one you can't beat.
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In my life I have no Ebony – Fire
This does indeed raise my ire
So my own meat I must beat
And no cunt I have to eat
Well, at least my cock-sock she does admire
 
I had a limerick, then something happened.
I don't know what, but I am saddened.
My rhyme was great!
for sure, top rate!
Only to go down with the RAM dump...a bad'en.

Sorry, I'm pissed and I needed some sort of release. Even if it means at the expense of a bad rhyme. :rolleyes:
 
neonflux said:
Rebecca is quite the attraction,
With fake doms always begging for action.
But she with great flair
Sends them flying in midair,
With a stroke of her pen she does whack ‘em!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/zorrosmall.gif
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Thank you HRHdK Ms Neon I :heart: it .

As soon as the brain registers here with the rest of me , I will 'pen' a more thread orientated reply :D
 
Shankara20 said:
In my life I have no Ebony – Fire
This does indeed raise my ire
So my own meat I must beat
And no cunt I have to eat
Well, at least my cock-sock she does admire
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I got the vapors over this one!!!

Lawdy, Lawdy Shanky!!!!
 
DVS said:
I had a limerick, then something happened.
I don't know what, but I am saddened.
My rhyme was great!
for sure, top rate!
Only to go down with the RAM dump...a bad'en.

Sorry, I'm pissed and I needed some sort of release. Even if it means at the expense of a bad rhyme. :rolleyes:
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Well we are here for you to use and abuse! (Is the check in the mail yet?)
 
This fucking shit just keeps on happening in my life
Bullshit crap, it sucks out the fun, and that ain't nice..
Why'd it land at my front door?
I wish it'd go and come back no more.
I'm gonna come out, guns a-blazin' and take no prisoners...once or maybe twice.

Just to let them know who they're messing with.
I'm tired of it, I'm cranky, and getting pissed.
The next time I just might
have to show 'em what's right.
I can take a lot of bitchin' but I'm not into bein' dissed.

Just a message to ya' all, fair warning to ya' now.
If you don't get my meaning, it's a shot across your bow.
Pull in those fingers and watch those toes.
I'm on my way up to the crown of your nose.
No more sitting and taken your crap, I lit the fuse, and it's gonna go pow.

More meaning then rhyme, I guess. LOL.
 
Tied tightly and forced to submit,
With a paddle her bottom is hit,
Her gag makes her drool,
Not to cum the only rule,
It's tricky with a vibrator on her clit!
 
Eb Ma'am come home : cries :

Bid farewell did our Mr Fung
To his testicles one by one
We raised a glass with pride
Expecting little change in his stride
Knowing the real kink had only just begun.


:cool:

this limerick sucks ....lol
 
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My eyes grow tired, to bed I must gitty.
I've just enough time for this little ditty.
Where's our Queen Domme?
The Mistress Ebony?
Without her, our lives are just shitty.

(our rhymes, too, it seems) :rolleyes:
 
Just decided to bump an old thread filled with old friends.
 
If anybody has the will
A limerick could really fit the bill.
Just start a line
then make it rhyme.
Show us all your nifty skill.
 
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