I love you! But I don't know you

KravMaga · Nov 3, 2006

Recidiva said:
(goes for simplicity)

I'm Roman!

I thought you were Greek....

Aliea · Nov 3, 2006

gman23 said:
The perils of drunken Pm-ing. Let this be a lesson to all. I thought you liked apples though?

Not when you asked me to push them up your ass. That is just...abuse of the apple. I will not stand by and allow that to happen!

tortoise · Nov 3, 2006

Rambling Rose said:
You're Harvey Pekar! Oh. My. God.

No, but I played him in a movie onc... Oh shit! I can't believe I almost posted that. I sure hope I don't hit the "Submit Reply" button by acciden

gman23 · Nov 3, 2006

Aliea said:
Not when you asked me to push them up your ass. That is just...abuse of the apple. I will not stand by and allow that to happen!

But it so hot though. How about a cuke?

pokytop · Nov 3, 2006

time to SMACK THE KIDS

As I went through this thread, I realized that the two kids clearly grew up with no serious parental supervision -- how sad!!

I oul be justified taking both of them out back and just smacking the crap out of them both.....

Matthew Craig, you're clearly mentally impaired and the rest of you remember it's not nice to molest those folks......

Recidiva · Nov 3, 2006

KravMaga said:
I thought you were Greek....

Only when I'm bearing gifts.

gman23 · Nov 3, 2006

Recidiva said:
Only when I'm bearing gifts.

I bet you hot in the wooden horse suit. Cassandra warned me about women like you.

MechaBlade · Nov 3, 2006

Aliea said:
Do you want it to be?

There is still time.

Yes, please.

I thought that part of the movie was utterly moving. Brings out the humanist in all of us.

Aliea · Nov 3, 2006

MechaBlade said:
Yes, please.

I thought that part of the movie was utterly moving. Brings out the humanist in all of us.

I'm sorry your window of opportunity has closed. This thread is now about gman's obsession with creamed corn and oatmeal.

Recidiva · Nov 3, 2006

gman23 said:
I bet you hot in the wooden horse suit. Cassandra warned me about women like you.

That's perfect, because nobody ever believes her anyway.

KravMaga · Nov 3, 2006

Aliea said:
I'm sorry your window of opportunity has closed. This thread is now about gman's obsession with creamed corn and oatmeal.

what about the apples?

Aliea · Nov 3, 2006

KravMaga said:
what about the apples?

We shall not dirty the apples good reputation with more talk of them up his asshole.

Thanks.

pinkstarfish · Nov 3, 2006

Aliea said:
I like breakfast in bed on Sundays, long deep massages after work and leisurely walks in the park where we find some secluded spot to make out.

Or were you talking our future future? I can't think that far ahead.

I'm taking notes....

kidspider · Nov 3, 2006

pinkstarfish said:
I'm taking notes....

Then don't forget the apples

tortoise · Nov 3, 2006

Aliea said:
We shall not dirty the apples good reputation with more talk of them up his asshole.

Thanks.

Thank you. Creamed corn I despise. Oatmeal I can live without. However, I loves me some apples, and would hate to have that love tainted.

kidspider · Nov 3, 2006

deathbypickle said:
Bluesboy loves you
he loves everyone, even the boys

Mr. Smooth lol

gman23 · Nov 3, 2006

Recidiva said:
That's perfect, because nobody ever believes her anyway.

Thats a myth.

gman23 · Nov 3, 2006

Aliea said:
I'm sorry your window of opportunity has closed. This thread is now about gman's obsession with creamed corn and oatmeal.

And Being juked with a baby octopus in a room at the edgewater motel.
Now thats Livin!

Guest · Nov 3, 2006

Aliea said:
Oh of course! i was oh so serious about that.

Is your IQ above or below 50? I'm guessing you hover around the 40 mark. Just able to function but not with any intelligence.

Got an idea for you. You should start a thread to call women bitches.

Been done. Several times. for an IQ of 40, he sure has an extensive vocabulary - of insults, that is.

gman23 · Nov 3, 2006

babygrrl_702 said:
Been done. Several times. for an IQ of 40, he sure has an extensive vocabulary - of insults, that is.

Speaking of yummy, hello Kitty!

Guest · Nov 3, 2006

gman23 said:
Speaking of yummy, hello Kitty!

Mrowr, Gman.

I'm not sure about this octopus thing..

Recidiva · Nov 3, 2006

gman23 said:
Thats a myth.

What if it's a myth that it's a myth?

gman23 · Nov 3, 2006

babygrrl_702 said:
Mrowr, Gman.

I'm not sure about this octopus thing..

I am versitile, we can go with the "Whoose yur daddy/sexy schoolgirl" Number.

gman23 · Nov 3, 2006

Recidiva said:
What if it's a myth that it's a myth?

Myth-sion impossible? This thread will self destruct in 30 seconds.

Rambling Rose · Nov 3, 2006

What's wrong with creamed corn?

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