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Myrmecophaga Jumbata Ant-eater. The existence of this predator demonstrates that thinking 71 per cent of the time, as ants do, won't prevent you from being eaten. Thinking less than that, as humans do, will almost guarantee it. - John Ralston Saul.

;)
 
Critics, like the rest of mankind, are very frequently misled by interest. - Samuel Johnson

I criticise by creation, not by finding fault. - Michelangelo
 
English Spelling ~ Mark Twain

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld. ~ Mark Twain
 
We are not interested in a world in which to be human is regarded as a weakness. - René-Daniel Dubois
 
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. ~Errol Flynn
 
O Gold! I still prefer thee unto paper,
Which makes bank credit like a bark of vapour.
~Lord Byron
 
I hope all your children have very small dicks. And that includes the girls.

~Jeff Goldblum, The Tall Guy
 
These quotes, I think, speak to the mood of this place best.

"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how."

- Gone With The Wind.

"The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things. Of shoes and ships, and sailing wax, of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings...."

- Alice in Wonderland.
 
"Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality."
Nikola Tesla​
 
You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.

~John Wooden
 
It is…a trait no other nation seems to possess in quite the same degree that we do - namely, a feeling of almost childish injury and resentment unless the world as a whole recognizes of how innocent we are of anything but the most harmless and generous of intentions.

Eleanor Roosevelt
 
"...everyone here, hates everyone here, for doin' just like they do..." Rob Thomas
 
Antfarmer77 said:
"...everyone here, hates everyone here, for doin' just like they do..." Rob Thomas
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MY favorite song by them, from my favorite album by them! Yay!

*ahem* Okay. Mine.


On the Human Will - "It requires a goal—and it will sooner will nothingness than not will."

..and..

"Plato is boring."


-Nietzsche
 
"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
- Bill Vaughan
 
"Pooh, promise you won't forget about me, ever. Not even when I'm a hundred."
Pooh thought for a little.
"How old shall I be then?"
"Ninety-nine."
Pooh nodded.
"I promise," he said.
 
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