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Saucyminx said:
Fb my sweet--those people aren't crying because they are afraid of hell. They are crying because you are a priest and not "available" to bang them senseless. You are one of the few clergymen that could get my ass to church--or for that matter, get my ass in church. ;)

And are you sure that is yawning? Perhaps it's sighing--have you noted where everyones hands are during your sermons???
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Minxy, now that you mention it....I always thought they were sitting on their hands..but now, well I'm not sure. We're in the process of installing an elevated pulpit in church, so I'll be able to look down and see things in more detail! Oddly enough, I was having dinner in a local restaurant a few weeks ago and overheard a conversation about ME in the next booth. They didn't know I was there. Basically it involved two ladies from church discussing how much they enjoy coming to church now that the "totally hot priest" had come to the parish. Wow....and I thought it only happened on Lit!
 
fbsfantasy said:
Minxy, now that you mention it....I always thought they were sitting on their hands..but now, well I'm not sure. We're in the process of installing an elevated pulpit in church, so I'll be able to look down and see things in more detail! Oddly enough, I was having dinner in a local restaurant a few weeks ago and overheard a conversation about ME in the next booth. They didn't know I was there. Basically it involved two ladies from church discussing how much they enjoy coming to church now that the "totally hot priest" had come to the parish. Wow....and I thought it only happened on Lit!
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time to get those ladies up in the frony row, swaying....
 
sirhugs said:
she'd likely be taking notes.

That idea could be worked into a story. The priest or pastor dies a roof raising sermon, graphically condemning explicit sexual pleasures. He notes a ( or more?) woman ( or women?) taking notes.

As he's shaking hands afterwards, he asks why. Answer " I wanted a shiopping list. I don't want to miss any."
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lol Cute!
 
fbsfantasy said:
Minxy, now that you mention it....I always thought they were sitting on their hands..but now, well I'm not sure. We're in the process of installing an elevated pulpit in church, so I'll be able to look down and see things in more detail! Oddly enough, I was having dinner in a local restaurant a few weeks ago and overheard a conversation about ME in the next booth. They didn't know I was there. Basically it involved two ladies from church discussing how much they enjoy coming to church now that the "totally hot priest" had come to the parish. Wow....and I thought it only happened on Lit!
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See? It's a sign. :kiss:
 
Hallowed Eve said:
See? It's a sign. :kiss:
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how about the sign when the light through the stained glass turns the prim lass' dress transparent?
 
I've never fucked in a church, but I have had a girl follow me into the men's room at one, turn off the lights, and scream "rape". :rolleyes: Luckily, it was late at night and I doubt anyone would have believed her against a 14 year old youth (which I was at the time- damn, that was 15 years ago).
 
would on a tombstone count as in church it is on consecrated ground???
 
My first post, story included

Hi all,

This is my first post, and, coincidentally enough, my first story.

I am researching a paper on sex and profanement of sacred places like church. I'd like to know your thoughts on why this is a popular fantasy.

The story, titled "Penance" is about a confessional, with a priest and a young (18, not too young) catholic girl as the characters. I don't want to ruin it for you, but I will say it is orally themed.

All comments and replies are welcome. I hope I enjoy it here!
 
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mweflen said:
Hi all,

This is my first post, and, coincidentally enough, my first story.

I am researching a paper on sex and profanement of sacred places like church. I'd like to know your thoughts on why this is a popular fantasy.

The story, titled "Penance" is about a confessional, with a priest and a young (... not too young) catholic girl as the characters. I don't want to ruin it for you, but I will say it is orally themed.

All comments and replies are welcome. I hope I enjoy it here!
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completed stories looking for feedback are actually better posted on the oddly named Story Feedback forum.
 
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MsLinnet said:
would on a tombstone count as in church it is on consecrated ground???
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especially if its an old church graveyard, with the shadow of the steeple ....
 
sirhugs said:
you may be right, but the SF crowd is more likely to give you detailed feedback.
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True. I didn't so much want detailed feedback here, just to amuse and delight the crowd in this thread, since they had a particular interest in the subject matter.
 
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DuskyHued Lady Satan

_Milky_Whites_ said:
I like the church idea. Perhaps a preacher/pastor could be seduced, made to do unspeakable things? Maybe by someone who is married or have some other obstacle involved. I love the taboo of it.
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My exboyfriend and I would roleplay like that. Either he would be a priest and I would be Either a nun or a young teen confessing my bexexuality, then he would try to convert me back by having sex with me. I really liked it.

Has anyone seen the movie Quills? It's really good. Its about the life of the Marquis De Sade'. It's very losely based on his life, mind you but it is still the hottesest movie I've ever seen. I've never been that big into prono unless it's with two women. When it's guy on girl it looks like the woman is being forced to like it...Maybe that's just me. Uither way I suggest Quills a priest falls in love with a laundry maid. It's very very good!
 
Grave Love

SelenaKittyn said:
I dunno... but it's hot!!! :catroar:
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Who's grave would it be on? I duno either way it's hot. I think it would be hotter if it was on the woman's ex husband's grave or maybe a priest's grave that would add a new dimension to the pleasure. Just a thought..
 
MsLinnet said:
would on a tombstone count as in church it is on consecrated ground???
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MsL! I usually get terrible Christmas presents, like black socks, belts or clerical shirts and collars from my mother (like I need more!), but seeing you back is the best Christmas present a person could ask for!

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DuskyHue said:
My exboyfriend and I would roleplay like that. Either he would be a priest and I would be Either a nun or a young teen confessing my bexexuality, then he would try to convert me back by having sex with me. I really liked it.

Has anyone seen the movie Quills? It's really good. Its about the life of the Marquis De Sade'. It's very losely based on his life, mind you but it is still the hottesest movie I've ever seen. I've never been that big into prono unless it's with two women. When it's guy on girl it looks like the woman is being forced to like it...Maybe that's just me. Uither way I suggest Quills a priest falls in love with a laundry maid. It's very very good!
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DH, Thanks for the advice. I look forward to checking out this movie. I didn't play those roles with my ex-girlfriend, but she's definitely responsible for the role I play now! I'll never forget that day, walking through the Student Union, almost exactly 21 years ago today. There was a poster on a wall seeking candidates for the priesthood. She walked up to it, stared for awhile, then turned to me and said "This is you. This is your destination!" She tore off one of the request for information postcards and shoved it in my pocket. The next night, I mailed the card out of curiosity. The rest is history. Oddly enough 5 years go by and she shows up 2 hours after my ordination to tell me it was meant as a joke. Her goal was to get there early in an attempt to talk me out of it, but her flight was delayed.....
 
fbsfantasy said:
DH, Thanks for the advice. I look forward to checking out this movie. I didn't play those roles with my ex-girlfriend, but she's definitely responsible for the role I play now! I'll never forget that day, walking through the Student Union, almost exactly 21 years ago today. There was a poster on a wall seeking candidates for the priesthood. She walked up to it, stared for awhile, then turned to me and said "This is you. This is your destination!" She tore off one of the request for information postcards and shoved it in my pocket. The next night, I mailed the card out of curiosity. The rest is history. Oddly enough 5 years go by and she shows up 2 hours after my ordination to tell me it was meant as a joke. Her goal was to get there early in an attempt to talk me out of it, but her flight was delayed.....
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that could be the start of a Lit plot, wherein the newbie priest violates his vows...
 
sirhugs said:
that could be the start of a Lit plot, wherein the newbie priest violates his vows...
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Hmmm.....interesting thought! Go for it because it's not so far fetched.
 
Ever seen the movie "The Name of the Rose" or read the book? A young monk breaks his vows in it by sleeping with a peasant girl. :devil:
 
fbsfantasy said:
Hmmm.....interesting thought! Go for it because it's not so far fetched.
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I was just tossing it out for others to consider - I have far too many other stories in progress, or promised ( sequelitis with complications of contestomania)
 
As a follow-up to my first story, the priest will give his young female parishioner a new penance.

One of his young seminary students has "deep-seated homosexual tendencies." In keeping with the new policy of the church, the elder priest enlists the girl to help break the younger of his tendencies. I envision a MMF 3-way with BDSM as the straight priest punishes the gay one for looking at/desiring/touching him. I think the action will take place in the rectory.
 
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Hallowed Eve said:
You may want to submit them to the site.
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I'm working my way up to it. Getting feedback on stories is good - can you still edit them after they are submitted?
 
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