i AM REFORMING!!

bg23

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to be a better person and stuff.

and, be nicer.

and spread the message of love and peace and sharing and kittens.

and, i will save you all.

so, no more snark for me, i'm reforming.

and, you, all, must come into the embrace of the lord, let him bring you into the light, with rainbows and puppy dogs!








so...
bets on how long i'll be able to last?
 
dolf said:
you'll be just like doll parts :)

most certainly i will not.

sunshine and puppies does not equate with *cries* and :( :( all the damn time, and i don't whine half as much, nor will i -ever- be that fucking pathetic.

er, i mean...

dollparts is a lovely girl, just misunderstood. but while it is certainly no insult to be like her, we are both very different individuals, and i doubt therefore, that will happen.

have i mentioned, dolf, how very pretty you are?
 
Boobyprize said:
i give you 30 minutes, or 5 posts, whichever is sooner...

more likely five posts.

i'm such a bloody postwhore.

wait, i mean...i resent that!

i can CHANGE damnit!

and i will.

i will be a better, nicer person, who does hugs in pink.
 
Ah, how sweet.

Im truley impresed buy you're efort to becum a bedder personage.

I hpe u make id, I no it wont be eaisie.
 
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kbate said:
Ah, how sweet.

Im truley impresed buy you're efort to becum a bedder personage.

I hpe u make id, I no it wont be eaisie.

you're baiting me.

but it won't work.

i see through atrocious oh god it's awful spelling and your...

well, nevermind, i still think you're great, like sunshine and rainbows!

don't you love sunshine and rainbows?
 
bg23 said:
most certainly i will not.

sunshine and puppies does not equate with *cries* and :( :( all the damn time, and i don't whine half as much, nor will i -ever- be that fucking pathetic.
you lasted 1 post :rolleyes:
bg23 said:
er, i mean...

dollparts is a lovely girl, just misunderstood. but while it is certainly no insult to be like her, we are both very different individuals, and i doubt therefore, that will happen.

have i mentioned, dolf, how very pretty you are?
but good comeback!
 
chefsuess said:
Is this -- in some bizarre way -- an alt of bg23? Has the bg23 we know and love (for her feistiness) been kidnapped and done away with by bodysnatchers?

Is it a pandemic?

I guess we'll have to Watch This Space.

nay, it is i, but a better me than there ever was, the true me, my pure self!

i have joined the side of lightness and of kittens

and you too, must join me!

post a puppy. you know you wanna.
 
dolf said:
you lasted 1 post :rolleyes:

a slip of the tongue, a slight sliding off the wagon, but i climbed back on so quickly it was barely perceptible! it doesn't count, i get one false start, people get first serves in tennis and so forth. doesn't count. now you may start counting. ok, now start counting.

dolf said:
but good comeback!

you're too kind, and gracious. :heart:
 
i think you should go back and rate every one of your posts on a snark scale. when we've got the %, we'll be better able to make a judgement... i mean, you know, if you're taking it seriously and all that.
 
bg23 said:
you're baiting me.

but it won't work.


O, your good. I's certainly that wud've set your off. U dunno how hard its to
written like 'dis. I excepted more result 4 my effords.
 
kbate said:
O, your good. I's certainly that wud've set your off. U dunno how hard its to
written like 'dis. I excepted more result 4 my effords.
you missed out kinda. and you've used caps. and is that your orgasm face?
 
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Funny.

Dont you foreigners know how to capitalize any letters?

That really just speaks to being stupid.

The first letter in a sentence, peoples names, places, that sort of thing; all get capitalized.

Maybe they dont teach this in Indonesia or whatever third world hole you all live in.
 
dolf said:
you missed out kinda. and you've used caps. and is that your orgasm face?

its kinda my wanton orgasmiclly face picture like thingy. the CAps isnt a mager isue, badgirl wond ee n notise da capitelisaten in dos possts.
 
Oh I see. Its some retard club that doesnt use caps on purpose.

How old are you girls. 12?
 
Boobyprize said:
i think you should go back and rate every one of your posts on a snark scale. when we've got the %, we'll be better able to make a judgement... i mean, you know, if you're taking it seriously and all that.

every single one of them?

...


*faints*
 
Killswitch said:
Funny.

Dont you foreigners know how to capitalize any letters?

That really just speaks to being stupid.

The first letter in a sentence, peoples names, places, that sort of thing; all get capitalized.

Maybe they dont teach this in Indonesia or whatever third world hole you all live in.

don't american public schools teach proper punctuation and the use of apostrophes in conjuctions, dear killswitch?

it's an affectation. do get over it, sugar, for your senseless frothing at the mouth bores me.
 
kbate said:
O, your good. I's certainly that wud've set your off. U dunno how hard its to
written like 'dis. I excepted more result 4 my effords.

i'm sorry, i really am!

please, have a flower to appease. :rose:
 
Killswitch said:
Oh I see. Its some retard club that doesnt use caps on purpose.

How old are you girls. 12?

yes, sir. i am twelve, i turn thirteen next year.

what was that you were saying about a desire to fornicate with me again?

and dolf?
 
bg23 said:
don't american public schools teach proper punctuation and the use of apostrophes in conjuctions, dear killswitch?

it's an affectation. do get over it, sugar, for your senseless frothing at the mouth bores me.


i beleave these cuonts to be a snarkyinessness, but, i DiDnt thynk its a very badly one. hurrie up tho and end id cuz i cant kepe this goin muck lonker.
 
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