Matthew Craig
Literotica Guru
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Maybe one day i will retrun.
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Off you go, then.Matthew Craig said:Maybe one day i will retrun.
bisexplicit said:I'm always surprised when someone is "driven off" lit, I mean, theres some posters who people are pretty much constantly mean to - MC, dollparts - and yet they stick around.
But, for other people, a thread or two goes bad...and then poof, they're gone.
morewickedfun said:Oh god noooooooooo! please! please lord jesus christ my savior. Please don't leave me! *holds hand to head as if might faint* I can't bear the thought of being left behind without you.
*wails* I shall perish alone craigy poo. Oh please.....*grabs your ankles* don't leave me.........
Matthew Craig said:Maybe one day i will retrun.
McKenna said:Is this a parody thread?
hopefully not...Matthew Craig said:Maybe one day i will retrun.
Beco said:hopefully not...
Recidiva said:He's off to jail then.
gman23 said:At least he will finally get laid.
Recidiva said:Not the nonconsent he had in mind, but justice nevertheless.
SleepingWarrior said:We kept telling him to check the IDs of these young women he was trying to fuck. *shakes head* See ya in 10-20 MC.
RudeNastyAssBitch said:Nobody Ever Really Leaves, Literotica Is Like Heroine.