Butt pain after fuckings
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Boobyprize
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tortoise said:
i knew he had a role somewhere:
quietly, almost eerily, the benny hill theme music starts. music rises to a crescendo, lights fade up to reveal a balding, naked, short, rotund fella with little round glasses chasing the butt plug chorus line across stage, zigzagging chaotically to exit stage left.
works for me.
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Actually, come to think of it, I recently "composed" a little theme called "assgrass" that might could be used somewhere in the Ass Cancer production as well:
assgrass.mp3
What do you think?
assgrass.mp3
What do you think?
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tortoise said:
benny hill meets shaft. it has potential...
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Vilac said:Imagine the royalties!
I'm in! Even if I have to sing a little.
Oh the mental images just won't quit!
I see Vilac with his finger up his nose and out his eye socket, standing on a dark stage, under one spotlight, singing about ass cancer.
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Boobyprize said:
Yeah, but it just lacked a little... something...
I was re-listening to it with a critical ear just a few minutes ago, when it hit me: it needs MORE COWBELL! (which, since I had included exactly none to begin with, wasn't difficult to achieve) So, I just uploaded a brand new version (same link as before, though), now with MORE COWBELL!
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tortoise said:
you're right. it makes all the difference. i now get that whole winter olympics vibe. i can see a slide show of male butts in tight lycra projected on the back curtain throughout...
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pipercatt said:
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to fit in any suction noises, but I did incorporate some rather, um... ass-appropriate noises. Have a listen for yourself (and turn up the bass!):
assgrass2.mp3
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Ginny said:talk about make you wanna do the ass boogie!
The "song" is entirely too silly, but I think I'll leave the "serious" (i.e. woefully cowbell-free) music to the serious musicians.
Luckily, the lil miracle's iPod shuffle won't show the names of the songs that are playing. "Momma, what's assgrass mean?"
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Ginny said:whew....no cancer of da butt.....
had a 'rousing rectal exam though!
hallelujah! it's a miracle. i did pray real hard though; got on my knees and everything...
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Ginny said:thank you for your prayers, boobydoo......i hope you enjoyed that time on your knees.....
i'm a natural multi-tasker. also, i ensure all time spent on my knees is spent in public service...
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tortoise said:
Mood music for The Night of the Butt.
