Mature Ladies At Church

[Vitriolhack]

I am the son of a southern baptist preacher ... Met my first wife at church ... Before getting married, we both sang in the church choir ... She used to give me handjobs in the choir room before practice started (we'd arrive early), and we once did it in the church balcony ... She also used to give me blowjobs in the church parking lot!

I wonder, not that there is anything wrong with that, but, were you the only one she ever handed out hand jobs to at church?

 

[CuttingEdge]

I haven't been in a church in 30 years. I became an atheist in my early teens, maybe before I started noticing girls. I attended a couple times to hear the preachers' BS and make a more informed decision of what I was leaving, instead of my usual zoning out. I don't recall any women there besides the old ladies who gossiped with my parents and delayed our exit. Later I attended a church of a different branch in a foreign language because I was studying that language. When the collection plate was passed around I remembered why I don't like churches. If I must pay to see women I might as well go to a strip club.

Thank you for further proving my often made point, that in turning to atheism, no self-improvement has been made.

I go to church so I am not bitter, complain unwarranted, and to see my girlfriend in really alluring clothes, or that of other women dressing to please their men. It's really a win/win/win situation!

 

[TrailerHitch]

Thank you for further proving my often made point, that in turning to atheism, no self-improvement has been made.

I go to church so I am not bitter, complain unwarranted, and to see my girlfriend in really alluring clothes, or that of other women dressing to please their men. It's really a win/win/win situation!

Judgmental much? For some extolling the virtues of church you seem to have missed this verse "Judge not lest ye be judged." Maybe its time for you to get a tune up and crack open that Bible of yours.

 

[CuttingEdge]

I did not realize I was being judgmental.

There was 31 pages of people consistently talking about ladies they liked dressed as they were in church, or stories of sex in church. Chernosoth's post contributed NOTHING to the conversation by giving an opinion we never asked for, added a fiscal notation that was accusatory, and had no sense of relevancy whatsoever to the topic of hand.

As an example, I am not into incestuous sex, but you do not find me going onto multi-page incest thread threads and doling out my opinion on the matter, or suggesting every one stay away from their sister. When there is a thread on a topic I have no experience with, or no interest in, I just don't say anything at all.

I really don't care what floats other people's boats, I just call-out people when they try to sink mine.

 

[Scolers]

It would appear Christians enjoy sex .
. Praise the Lord!

 

[Alimabegum]

Oh pooir

 

[Alimabegum]

Pastor Jenny

here is a really church lady (i.e. pastor) I found posted on the net

Amen
Pastor Jenny

here is a really church lady (i.e. pastor) I found posted on the net

 

[Vitriolhack]

Easter is just around the corner.

 

[Ramone45]

Easter is just around the corner.

Dayum. I tried hard to be good. But, I had to hold the door for this woman in a short white dress with pink high-heels and BEAUTIFUL legs. Couldn't even make it in the door without having impure thoughts.

 

[Bonnie_Does]

Dayum. I tried hard to be good. But, I had to hold the door for this woman in a short white dress with pink high-heels and BEAUTIFUL legs. Couldn't even make it in the door without having impure thoughts.

You must repent your sins!!

 

[JackHemingway]

I imagine many ladies are like these ladies. Behind closed doors many show their true sexual selves. View attachment 2224895View attachment 2224896View attachment 2224897View attachment 2224898

 

[NewOldGuy77]

I imagine many ladies are like these ladies. Behind closed doors many show their true sexual selves. View attachment 2224895View attachment 2224896View attachment 2224897View attachment 2224898

Those last 2 pics got me shivering with an..tici...pation!

 

[BillTheKatt90]

https://imgur.com/Yvt7SwB

https://imgur.com/yjVTajX

This was sitting next to me in the pews. Fortunately, she sat way to the side of the room while I taught Sunday School; otherwise I would have been fatally distracted during my lesson.

 

[cruzn2u2]

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[Corbie]

What hidden treasures did you get a peek at during church this past Sunday?

 

[jaF0]

Every time I see this thread pop up, I get an image of a women's club meeting after services where they all play strip Bingo.

 

[rma59]

https://imgur.com/Yvt7SwB

https://imgur.com/yjVTajX

This was sitting next to me in the pews. Fortunately, she sat way to the side of the room while I taught Sunday School; otherwise I would have been fatally distracted during my lesson.

I wonder what her pussy looks like...
Hairy with small lips to be tugged on and sucked

 

[Corbie]

Being Mother's Day, did any ladies show up at your church in a new dress that was super hot or sexy? Get a glimpse of something?

 

[CuttingEdge]

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Give me number one please!

Not one to judge, she either keeps her house immaculately clean, or has trained her men quite well over the years. I cannot tell from the picture but she looks like quite a catch without a ring on her left finger.

 

[Corbie]

Memorial Day is here, which means dresses and skirts are getting thinner and shorter, blouses are thinner and sleeveless too. What peeks of Heaven have you had at church these last couple weeks?

 

[Easyvirtue]

Memorial Day is here, which means dresses and skirts are getting thinner and shorter, blouses are thinner and sleeveless too. What peeks of Heaven have you had at church these last couple weeks?

I just love the exposed bra straps and short thin skirts, makes me wonder, panties or no?

 

[Corbie]

I just love the exposed bra straps and short thin skirts, makes me wonder, panties or no?

I have the same thoughts.

 

[Easyvirtue]

I just love the exposed bra straps and short thin skirts, makes me wonder, panties or no?

I also love that the dress code for church has gone a little sexy!

 

[JackHemingway]

I have seen several wholesome Christian films where the women dress conservatively and don't do anything incredibly sexy, but when you meet a woman with over six kids, they know how to have fun. I love taking off her long dress, pantyhose, and everything else. Just because someone isn't outwardly sexual doesn't mean they're not wild behind closed doors.

 

[KentBloke]

My experience with women in church (in the 80s and 90s) was that, along with many other people who responded, in public they were perfect ladies but in private they were just as hungry for pleasure as I was! A large, spotless motorcycle also seemed to be an aphrodisiac and irresistible temptation for a lot of them. My "go to" phrase back then was "how would you like a 20/30 something guy between your thighs in public?".
Oddly, it seemed to work way more times than I ever considered possible!