Lindsay Lohan Leaked

[Sonny Limatina]

Yes, yes, we're all too cool to find her hot.

 

[pointless]

Yes, yes, we're all too cool to find her hot.

no. i just don't care.

and lizzy caplan really is hotter and i will fight anyone who dares to deny this fact of science.

 

[Sean Renaud]

that's playboy, son. that's an airbushed illusion.

So is Mean Girls.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

no. i just don't care.

and lizzy caplan really is hotter and i will fight anyone who dares to deny this fact of science.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[pointless]

So is Mean Girls.

sua família pode ser estuprada e comido por cães selvagens.

 

[pointless]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

are you sure?

if the pic don't work: link.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

No. Just look at the pic at the top of the thread. The problem isn't that the girl from Mean Girls isn't in that pic. She's not too skinny, she's not cracked out, she's not fat. Her problem is that she's not Lindsey Lohan but that's a color job and an attitude away.

Yup.

Here's the Lindsay Lohan we want to see:

Here's where she did the Marilyn Monroe thing a thousand times better, back in 2008:

No airbrushing, no freckle blowouts, her skin has human bean color and looks warm, those jiggly boobs of hers actually have real nipples, her body isn't tapered or adjusted to maximize her curves...most importantly, the style of the shoot has character. This woman I wanna fuck. The woman in those Playboy pics, that's a plastic mannequin you put in a Macy's display window.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

are you sure?

if the pic don't work: link.

She's in her mid-20s. She must be aging in dog years.

 

[pointless]

She's in her mid-20s. She must be aging in dog years.

she peaked at nineteen. it happens.

and the drugs and booze likely didn't help her any.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm on the Lizzy Caplan train, too. But only the brunette, Brooklyn dive bar version instead of the L.A. gal version. Nobody can touch those smoky, sultry eyes of hers, except for maybe Zooey.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Her eyeballs are way way too big. She's kinda like Dakota Fanning. If she stared at me and demanded my wallet I'd give it to her on the condition that she closed her eyes and counted to ten so I had time to escape.

 

[Dream59]

Yeah Lindsey has a rockin body. The thing I don't get is why pay someone $1,000,000 to look like someone else? Another thing, if I paid someone a million, their cunt would be spread across the pages in the entire issue, not 10 photos of her tits and angle shots of her ass.

 

[pointless]

Her eyeballs are way way too big. She's kinda like Dakota Fanning. If she stared at me and demanded my wallet I'd give it to her on the condition that she closed her eyes and counted to ten so I had time to escape.

what the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Sean Renaud]

what the hell is wrong with you?

I recognize soul eating monsters when I see them.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Poor girl.

Definitely in need of a gym. She is not bad but definitely not Playboy material and would not be in the mag except for her notoriety of late.

 

[HB1965]

Poor girl.

Definitely in need of a gym. She is not bad but definitely not Playboy material and would not be in the mag except for her notoriety of late.

In need of a gym????? If she were about 10 lbs thinner I'd be demanding someone set up an IV and get some nutrients in her.

 

[phrodeau]

Poor girl.

Definitely in need of a gym. She is not bad but definitely not Playboy material and would not be in the mag except for her notoriety of late.

You are Karen Kraft?

 

[Saint Peter]

Unfortunate nipples.

Poor girl.

 

[Bob Waters]

What's she leaking?

Win.,

 

[KRCummings]

The pictures are tired and remind everyone why Playboy is nearly gone. There is a place for this type of porn but it has to be fresh not rehashed boob shots of a tragic celebrity. Hefner has lost any clue that he may have once had. And he's creepy.
I want to feel sorry for Lohan because she probably thinks this was a good idea but I can't because she brought it on herself.

 

[unregistered]

 

[pointless]

The pictures are tired and remind everyone why Playboy is nearly gone. There is a place for this type of porn but it has to be fresh not rehashed boob shots of a tragic celebrity. Hefner has lost any clue that he may have once had. And he's creepy.
I want to feel sorry for Lohan because she probably thinks this was a good idea but I can't because she brought it on herself.

i'm pretty sure hugh is just a figurehead at this point. he's definitely not in complete control of the company.

 

[renard_ruse]

Why is this gay person in the news all the time? Aren't there any heterosexuals the media could talk about?

 

[pointless]

Why is this gay person in the news all the time? Aren't there any heterosexuals the media could talk about?

would you stop trying so damned hard? it's fucking pathetic.

 

[clutch1]

Her nipples look like those old time candy buttons that used to be attached to paper.