The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy now.

I love how the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.

After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.

I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.

What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.

I had a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy.

Einstein finally developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

Something about subtraction just doesn’t add up.

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

A rubber band slingshot was confiscated in algebra class for being a weapon of math disruption.

If Americans switched from pounds to kilos overnight, there would be mass confusion.

Odourless chemicals just don’t make scents.

 

[likes2watchU]

Yeah it is all a giant whirly gig

*gasp!* That's an insult to whirligigs.
Take it back!

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone

 

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[Azuldrgon]

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[Wat_Tyler]

A very happy 'Murrikan Thanksgiving to each of you and to yours, also. A pleasant day to you and a few moments of those things, and those people, for whom and which we are grateful.


The josh is lit to usher in a proper (at least to me) meditative spirit.


Geezer Cat seems quite Zen this morning.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Just cleaned with water and lemons a 22 1/2 pound turkey. Need to do more arm workouts.

That is a good use of lemons. Add some salt which helps both to kill bacteria and moisten the turkey.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning and Happy Thanksgiving to all our American cafe crowd. Happy Thursday to everyone else.

Thank you NC. Have a good day!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I said the same thing every year I had to hand mix a triple batch of cheesy potatoes for 30 people!

Well. That and wondering when I turned into the family's cafeteria lady

Both of you qualify for military cooks! Dad was an Army cook. We would laugh at his Army cookbook such ss the number of pounds of peeled potatoes for mashed potatoes.

 

[Oldermom935]

Bird got the oven at 5:30, coffee and breakfast then back to working on the sides. Enjoy your mornings!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

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Good morning young lady. Up early to start cooking and preparing for your 19+?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

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Good Morning, everyone!! I hope you all have a fabulous holiday or Thursday if you don't celebrate it!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning Impy, Wat and OM. May you have a peaceful Thanksgiving. I am thankful for my friends at the “spoon”.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Good morning Impy, Wat and OM. May you have a peaceful Thanksgiving. I am thankful for my friends at the “spoon”.

Good Morning, B2! I am thankful for all of you too!

 

[subdudeme13]

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Good Morning, everyone!! I hope you all have a fabulous holiday or Thursday if you don't celebrate it!

OH NO! Not Big Bird! That is just wrong. How will I eat turkey today?

 

[Oldermom935]

Good morning young lady. Up early to start cooking and preparing for your 19+?

Yah, it's going to be a long day. Bt it won't cook unless it got in....lol

 

[ImpishSeraph]

OH NO! Not Big Bird! That is just wrong. How will I eat turkey today?

Oscar was always my favorite, so

 

[subdudeme13]

I hope everyone will ejoy Thanksgiving. I am headed to my daughters home but my wife is doing much of the cooking (That is a good thing). My great-granddaughter will be home from college, it will be great to see her.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*steps in. hugs @ImpishSeraph *
This will be the second year in a row that I will not be having a "traditional" Thanksgiving.
It seems as if my SO has decided that since it will be my three and her sister's four that we are doing Mexican this year.
In the past, she had went all out for the holiday when her parents were still around and my daughter still lived at home.
It was difficult for her because it was well beyond her skill level at times, especially since she always overdid it on food.
Last year, our holiday was late due to illnesses. So it was a smaller affair.
I am looking forward to the slimmed down menu because of the hopefully lack of arguments.

To those celebrating, I wish for the best.
To those not, I hope you have a wonderful day.
As for me, it's too early to be awake on a day off.