The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

I hated that when ppl would use reply all.

I found it quite useful when someone did that. I took the view that they were too stupid to merit a response so I could just delete it!

 

[nipplecaresser]

I'm always having to watch my mouth. F bombs fly!

I grew up in an era/location where women were rarely heard using bad language. I now hear it all the time which is great as it means that I can now join in their conversations.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning boys, girls, ladies, gentlemen (steering well clear of recent posts discussing age)
Hope you have a restful weekend

Going to be unseasonably warm here today - 18 degrees (I think around 65 in American )

Hope you have a restful weekend

 

[nipplecaresser]

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

I went to a seafood disco last week, but ended up pulling a mussel.

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I saw a sign the other day that said, ‘Watch for children,’ and I thought, ‘That sounds like a fair trade.’

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

Have you heard about the new restaurant called ‘Karma?’ There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.

 

[Wonderer67]

How is that for an analogy

You said “anal.”

Heh heh

 

[nipplecaresser]

Thought for the day, from the late George Best, the finest footballer I ever saw (I'm talking proper football not the throwy, catchy kind )

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered"

 

[Waiter519123]

Good morning everyone

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning N and Wonderer and Waiter!

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[dkak001]

I do have a weakness/fondness for trouble

I think I'm addicted to it...

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning my peeps. Off for 10. Hope everyone's enjoying there morning and a day of rest and relaxation before it's back to the work week.

 

[dkak001]

It's too early for morning. My mind says it's not, but my body is arguing with it. Their fighting is keeping me awake!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning one and all. Lovely to be here for once when others are actually awake.

 

[awired50]

Good morning!

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Morning everyone! Hope everyone is having a great weekend. Worked long and hard. Was going to bed early but left the teevee on and magically found the Texas A&M v/s Auburn game. Well…got so wrapped up in that 4th overtime battle, got to bed a wee bit late. Then, realized that the Las Vegas Gran Prix was happn’n and further realized that I was on the right channel for that! It didn’t start till midnight!…bridge too far. Looked like a good race but I was riding with the sandman by then!

Everyone have a great Sunday. Get your rest in mind, body, and spirit. Your MZ:

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Morning everyone! Hope everyone is having a great weekend. Worked long and hard. Was going to bed early but left the teevee on and magically found the Texas A&M v/s Auburn game. Well…got so wrapped up in that 4th overtime battle, got to bed a wee bit late. Then, realized that the Las Vegas Gran Prix was happn’n and further realized that I was on the right channel for that! It didn’t start till midnight!…bridge too far. Looked like a good race but I was riding with the sandman by then!

Everyone have a great Sunday. Get your rest in mind, body, and spirit. Your MZ:

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Morning everyone! Hope everyone is having a great weekend. Worked long and hard. Was going to bed early but left the teevee on and magically found the Texas A&M v/s Auburn game. Well…got so wrapped up in that 4th overtime battle, got to bed a wee bit late. Then, realized that the Las Vegas Gran Prix was happn’n and further realized that I was on the right channel for that! It didn’t start till midnight!…bridge too far. Looked like a good race but I was riding with the sandman by then!

Everyone have a great Sunday. Get your rest in mind, body, and spirit. Your MZ:

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Thanks for the Z. It’s very peaceful. And always beware of the sandman!

 

[Wonderer67]

Yesterday, I was splitting firewood. There’s something very relaxing about the productive nature work like this. I try to find beauty in everything around me, esp in nature. Sometimes I’m amazed at the wood grains I see. Here are a few examples.

This was from a maple tree we had taken down that was dying. I’ve never seen maple with so much beautiful wood grain. It looks more like black, walnut, but black walnut is usually much more solid brown color. Who knows??

https://imgur.com/a/QWY1Xys

https://imgur.com/a/igpwe0z

https://imgur.com/a/b7GJSN2

https://imgur.com/a/rV5FOcx

https://imgur.com/a/pW6Gtt5

 

[Wonderer67]

Here some more. Pretty sure it’s maple. The woodgrain ripples at the top and the bottom, give it away. But what kind of maple??

A friend of mine on the plants and gardening thread thought it was a diseased maple.

https://imgur.com/a/StB41uc

https://imgur.com/a/VjjiDSH

https://imgur.com/a/eo4qdIm

https://imgur.com/a/57Zq8Jl

Anyway, thought I’d share some of nature’s beauty with you all.

 

[Wonderer67]

Thought for the day, from the late George Best, the finest footballer I ever saw (I'm talking proper football not the throwy, catchy kind )

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered"

Wasn’t he the original drummer in the Beatles?

 

[Wonderer67]

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

I went to a seafood disco last week, but ended up pulling a mussel.

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I saw a sign the other day that said, ‘Watch for children,’ and I thought, ‘That sounds like a fair trade.’

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

Have you heard about the new restaurant called ‘Karma?’ There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.

Am seriously going to read these to my mother. She loves wordplay and will def get a giggle out of these!