🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

Contemplating my existence. My coworker refused to leave the parking lot before me after work tonight because I laughed about an incident last Saturday. She was horrified.. I apparently have no sense of self preservation and the insane belief that every single human on earth has no inherently ill intent.
I refuse to exist in a world where everyone is evil until proven kind. So yeah, I'll probably end up as a butterfly in a Robin Williams movie. #worthit
 
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Worst is when you’re out with clients and they are trying to drink you under the table. Learned quickly to pace myself and drink a ton of water between all of those toasts.
Olive oil works better.

I normally say that I have a medical condition or something like that. I never understood why some people think they need to fill me up when they could just ask nicely, though.
 
Olive oil works better.

I normally say that I have a medical condition or something like that. I never understood why some people think they need to fill me up when they could just ask nicely, though.

Worst is when the local liquor tastes terrible and yet everyone is insistent. Interesting how different cultures have different drinking customs as a point of pride.
 
Worst is when the local liquor tastes terrible and yet everyone is insistent. Interesting how different cultures have different drinking customs as a point of pride.
If you ever go to Germany don't try "Chain grease". This is a liqueur made from aniseed and liquorice. It'll either give you hair on your chest or kill you. I can do without both for myself.
 
If you ever go to Germany don't try "Chain grease". This is a liqueur made from aniseed and liquorice. It'll either give you hair on your chest or kill you. I can do without both for myself.
I have learned my lesson on drinking anything that could be used to degrease an engine 😆 but thanks for watching out for me 😉
 
Sooo smooth and then BAM 🤣
Like drinking Jagertee in the Alps in winter. For those of you not knowing that wretched delicious stuff: black tea with sugar or honey and a dash, ok, a big dash of 80% rum.
Do some skiing, then go to a hut in the late afternoon and drink one or four. Leave the hut into the cold thin air and learn the real meaning BAM!
 
Like drinking Jagertee in the Alps in winter. For those of you not knowing that wretched delicious stuff: black tea with sugar or honey and a dash, ok, a big dash of 80% rum.
Do some skiing, then go to a hut in the late afternoon and drink one or four. Leave the hut into the cold thin air and learn the real meaning BAM!

Sounds like it is very warming
 
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