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I’ve been trapping the hell out of them!!

Havahart. Then relocating them to the middle of the woods several miles away.

When I first started doing that several years ago, one of my neighbors said “ you know they have incredible homing instinct, and can find their way back from up to 30 miles away…”

I’m not sure if I’ve had any repeat customers. 😂
A dumb ass neighbor trapped qnd released grey effing squirrels in our village...because HE likes to see them play....there are a million of them .... I hope they find and bury his nuts
 
Funny how, even post graduation, that rule still applies.

Some, just end up doing a lot more that their load. Charlatans have learn to smooth talk while the ones denouncing them are perceived as not being team players.

I have learned to steer away from them. 😣
If you want a good team member pick the nurse that is at the end of the hall with her nose in a chart... not the cool one wanting to go get coffee
 
A dumb ass neighbor trapped qnd released grey effing squirrels in our village...because HE likes to see them play....there are a million of them .... I hope they find and bury his nuts
Grey's are awesome! I love seeing them around.

It's those little red bastards. Destructive beasts, that need a high speed lead attitude adjustment...
 
Couple of funny coyote stories…

Bought my youngest some predator calls a few years ago. We’d go to the state park and we’d blow these calls till we were blue in the face. Nothing. One day we’re calling away and the fire brigade launches (their station is right at the entrance to the park) and a whole pack, what sounded like at least a dozen coyote’s erupt in howling! They were close also…we guessed within 50 yds!

Out on the ranges around Ft Bliss, we’d see them everywhere. Every field exercise we had them sniffing around. They were fairly conditioned as they knew we were no threat to them. At NTC one year, our whole Squadron jumped into the box, except for the air assets. The winds were too high and we had to stay at Bike Lake for two days. Well, the troop took all the tents and camo nets so all we had were cots under the stub wings of the Cobra’s! 🤣. The first night I kept waking up to sniffing and snuffling, but in that half in and out haze…till one yapped what seemed like right in my ear! 😮. He had to have come right up to the cot!

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Watch out Lilli
 
A dumb ass neighbor trapped qnd released grey effing squirrels in our village...because HE likes to see them play....there are a million of them .... I hope they find and bury his nuts
Yeah, that’s great until they start doing damage and destruction to people’s garden and make nest inside people’s attic and houses…

Azzhole…..
 
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