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Another dose of mirth or misery, depending on your perspective :ROFLMAO:


The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s cast.

Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
These are great. Keep on passing em along!
 
Well, I'm snockered! I got up at the ridiculous hour of 0900. What kind of people actually want to work so early? 😆😆

We're looking at a bomb cyclone for today and maybe tomorrow. We're supposed to get high winds and torrential rains. There will probably be widespread power outages. I don't have to go anywhere today. I made a big pot of soup tonight and some beer bread. And there's plenty of ice cream in the freezers. I have a generator so I'll be fine. I've already invited neighbors over for a hurricane party.

Stay safe and have a terrific Tuesday, all! 😘✨💞

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Wow! Hunker down. Sounds like a great day to stay in and watch some good tv while you can.

Stay safe!!!
 
Isn’t that what sink the Edmund Fitzgerald? (And a bunch of other Great Lakes ships…) 😕
Yes…and I just saw something the other day…can’t remember if it was on the UToob or the TeeVee…

Either way, when Gordon passed, the Maritime Cathedral in Detroit (Maritime Church actually) rang the bells 29 times, and added a 30th ring for Gordo! How cool is that! Jimmy Buffett credits Gordon as an influence due to his weaving of stories in song. Two of my favorite artists!

Got the bad news…early show this week😭. After two weeks of 2nd and 3rd shifts…ugh…I hate early mornings…even though my body clock is more in sync with mornings…I like to…easssssse…into my day😂

So Wed is my Monday. I hope eveyone else is recovering from their Monday! Check this MZ out!

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