What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Trubbycat]

I’m not in Lex Luthor costume - too much hair, in part.

In the comics, what color hair did Lex have before he lost it?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Red, iirc

 

[Trubbycat]

Red, iirc

You are correct!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Apparently I AM still wearing my geek creed, but my SMOF propeller beanie is semi-retired to a display case.

 

[BrendaBear]

Apparently I AM still wearing my geek creed, but my SMOF propeller beanie is semi-retired to a display case.

Um… Suck Me Off, Fraulein ?

 

[Trubbycat]

Um… Suck Me Off, Fraulein ?

I love German porn…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Um… Suck Me Off, Fraulein ?

The headgear of the rulers of the geeks, crown-analogue for the Secret Masters of Fandom (duh-duh-duummmm!)

 

[BrendaBear]

The headgear of the rulers of the geeks, crown-analogue for the Secret Masters of Fandom (duh-duh-duummmm!)

Oh, okay.
My explanation was far more warped. Just sayin’

I am not wearing the exalted crown of the Secret Masters of Fandom.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Wasn’t a sensual massage oral flapdoodle neither - which, for the record, I’m also not wearing

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a hollowed out watermelon for a helmet

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a hollowed out watermelon for a helmet

You mean you just smashed that thing on your head as it was?

Wow… you really are pretty hard core….

I am not wearing anything of RJ’s… it is all sticky and covered with watermelon jizz.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm going to turn into a pumpkin if I don't get some sleep soon my darling Cinderella

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a yellow shirt with a black zigzag across it.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a yellow shirt with a black zigzag across it.

I am not wearing a short little blue dress with puffy sleeves.

Oh wait…

Nevermind.

 

[ericalauren]

I’m not wearing a pink bra.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing a short little blue dress with puffy sleeves.

Oh wait…

Nevermind.

How short?
Something I can dream about?

 

[BrendaBear]

How short?
Something I can dream about?

Lucy? From Charlie Brown?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing bark, leaves, or a kite some bald dude flew into me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wedding ring.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Underwear

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am standing under a roof, but that should not imply that I am wearing it.

 

[DannieB]

Wedding ring.

Samesies. That was some weight I desperately needed to lose!
But I’m sorry if it’s not the same for you

 

[ericalauren]

I’m not wearing those fake plastic fang things.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Samesies. That was some weight I desperately needed to lose!
But I’m sorry if it’s not the same for you

It was an amicable end (after 29 years) and we are both happier. However, I miss wearing that ring. It is white gold carved in Celtic knots. My ex said she is okay with me repurposing it to another finger (she knows I love it), but it has only been a year, so I am not quite ready.

Wow, that was wordy for "nope, it was good," heh.

 

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