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[UnquietDreams]

Helena Bonham Carter

The Womb With A View.

Lawrence Fishburne

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The Womb With A View.

Lawrence Fishburne

Darn, I was gonna go for something a bit more Burtonesque, but that’s pun-ny too!
The Morpheus Orifice

Giancarlo Esposito

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You all are fucking killing it! I’m dying here.

Giancarlo’s junk is
the Fairest One of all


Kevin Bacon

 

[UnquietDreams]

You all are fucking killing it! I’m dying here.

Giancarlo’s junk is
the Fairest One of all


Kevin Bacon

Kevin calls his

Wild Thing.


Denise Richards?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Kevin calls his

Wild Thing.


Denise Ricards?

White She Devil!

Denise Richards’ ex, Charlie Sheen:

 

[UnquietDreams]

White She Devil!

Denise’s ex, Charlie Sheen:

Charlie Sheen calls his

Two and a half men.

(Denise disagrees...)

Martin Sheen?

 

[lavendersilk]

Charlie Sheen calls his

Two and a half men.

(Denise disagrees...)

Martin Sheen?

It's Spanish of course... uh...

Berenjena!

Bill Murray

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's Spanish of course... uh...

Berenjena!

Bill Murray

Bill refers to his as

The Ghostbuster.

What does Dan Aykroyd call his junk?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Bill refers to his as

The Ghostbuster.

What does Dan Aykroyd call his junk?

Nothing But Trouble!

John Candy

 

[FreckledSprite]

Off topic:
I blended two of the words in the title into Euphonium.

Ironically I’d expect a horn euphemism on this site.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nothing But Trouble!

John Candy

John Candy calls his

The Poking King of the Midwest.

What does John C. McGinley call his junk?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

John Candy calls his

The Poking King of the Midwest.

What does John C. McGinley call his junk?

Perry Cock.

Alicia Silverstone:

 

[FreckledSprite]

John Candy calls his

The Poking King of the Midwest.

What does John C. McGinley call his junk?

Straight Shooter

 

[FreckledSprite]

Perry Cock.

Alicia Silverstone:

Nevermind!

Alicia Silverstone calls hers the Val Party

Bruce Willis

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nevermind!

Alicia Silverstone calls hers the Val Party

Bruce Willis

Nakatomi Tower!

Demi Moore:

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nakatomi Tower!

Demi Moore:

Demi calls hers

The Tease Strip.

What does Tom Cruise call his junk?

 

[Wriggle]

Demi calls hers

The Tease Strip.

What does Tom Cruise call his junk?

Trapped in the closet.

J-Lo

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Demi calls hers

The Tease Strip.

What does Tom Cruise call his junk?

He calls it 5’7 1/2, but everyone knows it’s considerably shorter!

Val Kilmer

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Trapped in the closet.

J-Lo

Taco-flavored kisses.

Val Kilmer again:

 

[UnquietDreams]

Taco-flavored kisses.

Val Kilmer again:

Val calls it

His Huckleberry.

Kurt Russel?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Val calls it

His Huckleberry.

Kurt Russel?

Source of Goldie’s Spawn (not Kate or Oliver Hudson, obviously, but they had at least one kid together, possibly 2)
or
Snake Plissken

Goldie Hawn:

 

[UnquietDreams]

Source of Goldie’s Spawn (not Kate or Oliver Hudson, obviously, but they had at least one kid together, possibly 2)
or
Snake Plissken

Goldie Hawn:

Goldie Hawn calls hers

The Sock-It-Do-Me

What does Albert Brooks call his?

 

[lavendersilk]

Goldie Hawn calls hers

The Sock-It-Do-Me

What does Albert Brooks call his?

Sorry...

Finding Marlin

Ellen Degeneres

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

John Candy calls his

The Poking King of the Midwest.

What does John C. McGinley call his junk?

This…is maybe the best one so far. I love it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He calls it 5’7 1/2, but everyone knows it’s considerably shorter!

Val Kilmer

D-e-d dead