Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[MindYaBitness]

I’m telling mom you’re stealing her clothes to make pervs on the internet stray from Jesus.

I'll just remind her that sex is a sacrament, and I'm actually helping bring souls to the almighty

 

[Deleted member 6780262]

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Omg ,how sexy .you have an amazing body.love those curves

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'll just remind her that sex is a sacrament, and I'm actually helping bring souls to the almighty

Just because you yell his name, doesn’t mean you’re praising him

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m telling mom you’re stealing her clothes to make pervs on the internet stray from Jesus.

Yeah I’m looking at you Mr. @Lmizzler

 

[PassionatePanther]

I’m telling mom you’re stealing her clothes to make pervs on the internet stray from Jesus.

She didn’t really …I said “Jesus fuck” when I saw it.

 

[Lmizzler]

Yeah I’m looking at you Mr. @Lmizzler

She didn't make me stray, we are just going to have fun at the church while everyone else is in the service.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She didn't make me stray, we are just going to have fun at the church while everyone else is in the service.

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[draconus_infernus]

Godzilla!

 

[Qky75]

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[JustAnotherFlower]

A bit of blue from my bed..
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[XXVIII]

More blue
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[MindYaBitness]

Just because you yell his name, doesn’t mean you’re praising him

Is to! To quote the Divine Priestess, "when I call your name it's like a little prayer, I'm down on me knees, I wanna take you there". "There" is accepted by religious scholars to refer to heaven, obviously!!!! Gosh, pick up the sacred texts once in awhile!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is to! To quote the Divine Priestess, "when I call your name it's like a little prayer, I'm down on me knees, I wanna take you there". "There" is accepted by religious scholars to refer to heaven, obviously!!!! Gosh, pick up the sacred texts once in awhile!!!!

I would! If you hadn’t gotten the whole family banned from Sunday School!

 

[Qky75]

Is to! To quote the Divine Priestess, "when I call your name it's like a little prayer, I'm down on me knees, I wanna take you there". "There" is accepted by religious scholars to refer to heaven, obviously!!!! Gosh, pick up the sacred texts once in awhile!!!!

I believe it is also the same priestess who said:

"I poured a beer into my shoe and got my freak on. The neighbor's pissed and says he's gonna call the Five-O"

I'm not following.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

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[MindYaBitness]

I would! If you hadn’t gotten the whole family banned from Sunday School!

It's not my fault that they just  had to get into that closet me & Mizz were having a private worship service in!!! It's really they're fault, if you think about it

 

[MindYaBitness]

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See, @SalaciousMonkey22 , he gets it!!! I'm basically a saint, bringing folks to the Lord.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

See, @SalaciousMonkey22 , he gets it!!! I'm basically a saint, bringing folks to the Lord.

That’s a funny name for your Junk. Hey have I mentioned I have a thread?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's not my fault that they just  had to get into that closet me & Mizz were having a private worship service in!!! It's really they're fault, if you think about it

The children thought the church was haunted! They were crying!

 

[Qky75]

It's not my fault that they just  had to get into that closet me & Mizz were having a private worship service in!!! It's really they're fault, if you think about it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[MindYaBitness]

The children thought the church was haunted! They were crying!

Did explain that we were just experienced the personal rapture that comes with that particular sacrament? You missed a teaching moment. Tsk tsk.

 

[Qky75]

Did explain that we were just experienced the personal rapture that cones with that particular sacrament? You missed a teaching mome that. Tsk tsk.

Sacrament? If we're going full canon here did your dad wait outside to wait for the bloody proof?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did explain that we were just experienced the personal rapture that cones with that particular sacrament? You missed a teaching mome that. Tsk tsk.

The Pastor didn’t buy that excuse neither.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sacrament? If we're going full canon here did your dad wait outside to wait for the bloody proof?

No, no, silly man, that was decades ago!