Evasive Kamala Dodges Interview Requests About Arnold Palmer’s Cock.

Trump cheats at golf.

He claimed he won a competition he didn't even play in.
 
“Donald Trump was on board Air Force One when he felt compelled to deny claims from adult film star Stormy Daniels that his appendage was shaped like the mushroom character from Mario Kart, according to new reports.

The former president called then press secretary Stephanie Grisham to assure her that his penis was, in fact, neither small nor bore a resemblance to a cartoon fungus.”


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Most Lit Snowflakes ( ya bunch ‘o pussies) are more offended talking about Arnold Palmer’s Driver than his daughter!

“There’s nothing much to say. I’m not really upset,” Peg Palmer Wears, 68, told The Associated Press in an interview on Sunday with a hint of pride in her voice. “I think it was a poor choice of approaches to remembering my father, but what are you going to do? Dad had a huge penis.”
 
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Trump cheats at golf.

He claimed he won a competition he didn't even play in.
Hey! Claiming he WOn a competition isN'T the same as cheating at golF.

One is cheating! The other is just lying. There's a big spread in the differences... for most people. 🤪 :nana: Sort of like lying to the court about sexually abusing a woman and lying to a court about... well, every other case he has been involved in.
 
I recall the episode on Johnny Carson when he asked Palmer's wife what she did to give him good luck.

She innocently replied that she 'kissed his balls.'

Of course, Johnny went crazy with that. He shot back, "I bet that made his putter stand up."

An embarrassed guest stood up and walked out of the interview on live television! He was left dumbfounded and apologized.
 
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