Hugs and random non-sex chat aka Our Court aka Hoes and Bros who empower each other

[MiaBabe23]

Where are our Court Jesters, @TXRafe or @SmokingFap ?
Your queen needs some cheer and morale boosting!
*claps hands in anticipation* I’m sure one or more of you can substitute for them if they’re elsewhere!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Greetings and Salutations everyone.. Anyone seen the movie The Family Stone?

And welcome, Nightbird!
I don’t know if you’re merely visiting for the drinks or joining the Court? You sound as if you’d be a natural Night Guardsman if joining!

 

[Nightbird]

And welcome, Nightbird!
I don’t know if you’re merely visiting for the drinks or joining the Court? You sound as if you’d be a natural Night Guardsman if joining!

I'll join.. WHy not?

 

[SmokingFap]

Where are our Court Jesters, @TXRafe or @SmokingFap ?
Your queen needs some cheer and morale boosting!
*claps hands in anticipation* I’m sure one or more of you can substitute for them if they’re elsewhere!

Evening, my queen! (bows melodramatically) Shall I entertain you with what some call a "dad joke"?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Evening, my queen! (bows melodramatically) Shall I entertain you with what some call a "dad joke"?

Evening, my Jester! *applauds and gets comfortable on my beanbag makeshift-throne*
A joke would be much enjoyed, thank you!

 

[SmokingFap]

Evening, my Jester! *applauds and gets comfortable on my beanbag makeshift-throne*
A joke would be much enjoyed, thank you!

As you wish, m'lady! So, what did the puppy say when he climbed on top of the castle?





Roof!

 

[SmokingFap]

Evening, my Jester! *applauds and gets comfortable on my beanbag makeshift-throne*
A joke would be much enjoyed, thank you!

And what, pray tell, did the fish say when he bumped his head against a wall?






DAM!

 

[MiaBabe23]

As you wish, m'lady! So, what did the puppy say when he climbed on top of the castle?





Roof!

*golf clap applause*
Your queen is debating whether to reward you with a drink from our lovely Wench DeeDee, or a visit to FeatherOilMan’s vat

 

[SmokingFap]

Having tasted DeeDee's excuse for grog, methinks I'll take a dip in ye FeatherOilMan's vat.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Having tasted DeeDee's excuse for grog, methinks I'll take a dip in ye FeatherOilMan's vat.

Sacrilege!
But very well. Remove the lid, @Boat1

 

[DeeDeeX2]

Surely, you jest!

 

[SmokingFap]

Surely, you jest!

It's like the scorpion who stung the frog. I jest because that's what jesters do!

 

[Boat1]

Sacrilege!
But very well. Remove the lid, @Boat1

The lid is removed and the oil is heating, Your Highness!

 

[MiaBabe23]

The lid is removed and the oil is heating, Your Highness!

Thank you, FeatherOilHangman!
Smoking, your entertainment has been much enjoyed. Do you choose the grog or the vat?

 

[HollyS]

I think Sir Boat is kind of excited to finally get to use his vat!

 

[Boat1]

I think Sir Boat is kind of excited to finally get to use his vat!

I think SmokingFap was even jesting about the vat!

 

[TXRafe]

Where are our Court Jesters, @TXRafe or @SmokingFap ?
Your queen needs some cheer and morale boosting!
*claps hands in anticipation* I’m sure one or more of you can substitute for them if they’re elsewhere!

 

[TXRafe]

Evening, my Jester! *applauds and gets comfortable on my beanbag makeshift-throne*
A joke would be much enjoyed, thank you!

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant:













their legs.

 

[TXRafe]

Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?













A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

 

[JackKingOff]

Good evening court. How is everyone? My girls loved this joke rafe! Thank you.

Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?













A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

 

[MiaBabe23]

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“Am I here to amuse you? What the fuck is so funny about me?!”

 

[MiaBabe23]

Good evening court. How is everyone? My girls loved this joke rafe! Thank you.

Good evening Jack!
I’m in - whatever mood you would call this. Frusterated? How are you?

 

[JackKingOff]

I am ok my dog was passed out on the couch, she rolled off and landed on my chest! It scared me but poor puppy got scared more . Silly puppy

 

[HollyS]

Good evening Jack!
I’m in - whatever mood you would call this. Frusterated? How are you?

Sorry to hear you're flusterated, my Queen!

And hello, Jack.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Sorry to hear you're flusterated, my Queen!

And hello, Jack.

Thank you, worthy Alchemist