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The Royal Wench humbly suggest the next jousting theme be 'Food and Drink.' We'll start the new match with:

A drunk stumbles into the bar and says 'give me shot of your best liquor, bartender'
Bartender of the Court might be privy to all the patrons’ secrets as he fills the glasses
 
May I make a request of our gracious Queen?

I have yet to be assigned a particular place in your court. Would you be so kind as to decide where I may serve you best?
 
May I make a request of our gracious Queen?

I have yet to be assigned a particular place in your court. Would you be so kind as to decide where I may serve you best?
Of course!
Perhaps you’d like to be our Emissary? The Court would also enjoy a Bartender?
Or if there’s a role you would prefer, do choose
 
I have been derelict in my duties although I see one confession from the humble @MiaBabe23...In keeping with the theme of kindness (and fun) - please list three wonderful qualities of the remarkable Alchemist @HollyS.

I confess to being so far behind in the Court's happenings. I may need to join @MedicalMuse while she sits back, sips a wonderful potion and is entertained.

My weekend was filled with obligations but I may or may not have been continuously anxious to get back to the Court. It should have been a dead giveaway when I mentioned it to friends and they responded with perplexed looks ha!

I did see something about jousting and Doms and subs...
 
I have been derelict in my duties although I see one confession from the humble @MiaBabe23...In keeping with the theme of kindness (and fun) - please list three wonderful qualities of the remarkable Alchemist @HollyS.

I confess to being so far behind in the Court's happenings. I may need to join @MedicalMuse while she sits back, sips a wonderful potion and is entertained.

My weekend was filled with obligations but I may or may not have been continuously anxious to get back to the Court. It should have been a dead giveaway when I mentioned it to friends and they responded with perplexed looks ha!

I did see something about jousting and Doms and subs...
I'm truly glad you're back, as it's always a pleasure to see you, sir!
 
Of course!
Perhaps you’d like to be our Emissary? The Court would also enjoy a Bartender?
Or if there’s a role you would prefer, do choose
I am intrigued by the idea of Emissary. However, wouldn't that mean that I would often be away from court attending to the political or trade needs of the Queen? Though I am always happy to serve as you see best, I would loathe being away from your presence for long periods of time.
 
I have been derelict in my duties although I see one confession from the humble @MiaBabe23...In keeping with the theme of kindness (and fun) - please list three wonderful qualities of the remarkable Alchemist @HollyS.

I confess to being so far behind in the Court's happenings. I may need to join @MedicalMuse while she sits back, sips a wonderful potion and is entertained.

My weekend was filled with obligations but I may or may not have been continuously anxious to get back to the Court. It should have been a dead giveaway when I mentioned it to friends and they responded with perplexed looks ha!

I did see something about jousting and Doms and subs...
It’s a pleasure to have you join us again, Confessor, even if you need to be more observer at present!
I hope that your weekend is going well

Did you intend that I should praise our worthy Alchemist? My misspeaking was about FeatherOilHangman…
 
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It’s a pleasure to have to join us again, Confessor, even if you need to be more observer at present!

Did you intend that I should praise our worthy Alchemist? My misspeaking was about FeatherOilHangman…
Thank you for the understanding! I did intend for the praise to go to our worthy Alchemist but please relay kindness to both! Kindness is something that we can never have a shortage of
 
I am intrigued by the idea of Emissary. However, wouldn't that mean that I would often be away from court attending to the political or trade needs of the Queen? Though I am always happy to serve as you see best, I would loathe being away from your presence for long periods of time.
An important point, thank you, we would miss you if that was the case

If Bartender doesn’t appeal, perhaps FeatherOilHangman could recommend a role? Since he knows you best
 
What happened to the joust?
The last reply I've seen was mine, "Glasses are optional when there is a bottle to be had."
I was hoping other members of the Court would be participating. In any event, I will parry with:

Had to take some hair of the dog this morning because I didn't want the bottle to go to waste last night.
 
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