Hugs and random non-sex chat aka Our Court aka Hoes and Bros who empower each other

Yes! A menu is indeed called for, though the recipes for my libations are closely held secrets.

We shall have the finest rose and red wines for the Queen.

We shall also have top shelf aged Scotch whisky; bourbon; the finest mezcal; we shall have rum for the sailors among us; I have some delicious and bold scotch and pale ales to present to the court; and for those who need a light, crisp and sweet treat, I have imported some Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Does this menu please the court?
Your menu sounds heavenly!
Thank you so much!
 
A sleepy good morning to the Court! It's 8:30 here, and your humble Alchemist has been slow to begin the day.

As for sharing gummies at the ball - you are all welcome to divvy up mine! Try as I might, I have developed no fondness for the gummies. Your Alchemist would greatly prefer a taste of potions, as presented by our lovely serving wench!

Along with a pat, I might give her tush an encouraging and supportive squeeze. Totally non-sexual, of course! I have no wish to be boiled in oil!!
Good morning beautiful lady! I offer you one of these homemade cinnamon rolls, i have also presented to the court.

But I also take this moment to say you looked might exquisite last night in your blue dress and those blue heals!

i will refrain from my strong desire to give your tush a squeeze.
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Alas, they weren’t my feet - I suspect the bony mounds from two fractured left toes might be less seemly and elegant than is befitting for the Court

How in the world did you fracture your toes ? The court is curious at least the one guy with a foot fetish is curious .

This also leads to the thought that the queen needs someone to massage her feet as she probably suffers recurring foot pain from old injury .
 
Alas, they weren’t my feet - I suspect the bony mounds from two fractured left toes might be less seemly and elegant than is befitting for the Court
My queen, sounds like your feet need nightly foot massages! I was licensed in such treatment for many years and would love to offer my services
 
Well, for part of the night you do, but part of her night will be spent dancing with me!
Yes, I'm a fortunate man!
Gentlemen, Please! No matter how much I adore the attention, I am not an attention whore! I but a simple wench and I do not want to provoke any ungentlemanly behavior in front of the Court. I'm afraid of provoking the Queen's wrath and fear banishment to a life outside of this stately courtyard.
 
How in the world did you fracture your toes ? The court is curious at least the one guy with a foot fetish is curious .

This also leads to the thought that the queen needs someone to massage her feet as she probably suffers recurring foot pain from old injury .
Your queen can be rather foolish, Noble Scientist
I fractured my big toe when practicing martial arts with my then partner - he in light shoes, me barefoot
The pinky when I was practicing barefoot and kicked my desk 😂

They’re not too bad, thank you, a bit of weird discomfort after running, hiking, but it’s not too bad. Though massages are of course welcome
 
Gentlemen, Please! No matter how much I adore the attention, I am not an attention whore! I but a simple wench and I do not want to provoke any ungentlemanly behavior in front of the Court. I'm afraid of provoking the Queen's wrath and fear banishment to a life outside of this stately courtyard.
Finest Wench, I’m sure nothing you, or anyone in our Court could provoke my wrath
If it brings giggles and joy, I’ll applaud it!
 
im not awake yet, but ill do what i can, this punishment is torture for me by the way oh fair queen. i told you how hard it is for me to pay compliments to people i know much less people i dont know, haha.

mia is friendly and welcoming to everyone who comes in this thread
boat is steadfast in his convictions and will defend them with his life experience and wisdom
jack makes beautiful cinnamon rolls
deedee has a keen fashion sense and eye for footwear
holly is always positive and quick with compliments especially for our queen
philo was...spirited
medicalmuse is eager to help and from her avatar quite stunning
beast is always quick with a positive word and support
herby is new but sounds ready to try running on hope, light, and toaster strudel
whiskeyjack has a fine eye for mens formal period clothing
willph looks smart
sexymanfun was eager to offer his "services" to the court
jaws is obviously a man of great taste and refined pallet as he too enjoys special gummies

ok, thats all i got right now, my brain is broke...see, i can be nice...
 
Finest Wench, I’m sure nothing you, or anyone in our Court could provoke my wrath
If it brings giggles and joy, I’ll applaud it!
I am so relieved by your kind words of support, Your Highness. I do not relish the prospect of returning to my previous life as a serving wench in a dank tavern near the red light district. You might be astounded at the number of indecent proposals I would get from the patrons fueled by desire as I would lean over their tables filling their mugs from my ample jugs...of ale.
 
im not awake yet, but ill do what i can, this punishment is torture for me by the way oh fair queen. i told you how hard it is for me to pay compliments to people i know much less people i dont know, haha.

mia is friendly and welcoming to everyone who comes in this thread
boat is steadfast in his convictions and will defend them with his life experience and wisdom
jack makes beautiful cinnamon rolls
deedee has a keen fashion sense and eye for footwear
holly is always positive and quick with compliments especially for our queen
philo was...spirited
medicalmuse is eager to help and from her avatar quite stunning
beast is always quick with a positive word and support
herby is new but sounds ready to try running on hope, light, and toaster strudel
whiskeyjack has a fine eye for mens formal period clothing
willph looks smart
sexymanfun was eager to offer his "services" to the court
jaws is obviously a man of great taste and refined pallet as he too enjoys special gummies

ok, thats all i got right now, my brain is broke...see, i can be nice...
Your queen is quite impressed
You were beyond nice 🫂
You’ve cast some extra sunshine across the court, thank you Rafe
Since you performed something you found less enjoyable so well, you can keep all of your gummies without a word from me!

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I am so relieved by your kind words of support, Your Highness. I do not relish the prospect of returning to my previous life as a serving wench in a dank tavern near the red light district. You might be astounded at the number of indecent proposals I would get from the patrons fueled by desire as I would lean over their tables filling their mugs from my ample jugs...of ale.
I hope you sent them on their way with a lesson they didn’t forget!
 
im not awake yet, but ill do what i can, this punishment is torture for me by the way oh fair queen. i told you how hard it is for me to pay compliments to people i know much less people i dont know, haha.

mia is friendly and welcoming to everyone who comes in this thread
boat is steadfast in his convictions and will defend them with his life experience and wisdom
jack makes beautiful cinnamon rolls
deedee has a keen fashion sense and eye for footwear
holly is always positive and quick with compliments especially for our queen
philo was...spirited
medicalmuse is eager to help and from her avatar quite stunning
beast is always quick with a positive word and support
herby is new but sounds ready to try running on hope, light, and toaster strudel
whiskeyjack has a fine eye for mens formal period clothing
willph looks smart
sexymanfun was eager to offer his "services" to the court
jaws is obviously a man of great taste and refined pallet as he too enjoys special gummies

ok, thats all i got right now, my brain is broke...see, i can be nice...
That was IMPRESSIVE!
 
Alas, they weren’t my feet - I suspect the bony mounds from two fractured left toes might be less seemly and elegant than is befitting for the Court
Same, my Queen, same. Hiking and running, and basically growing up a barefoot hellion, prevents your loyal alchemist from having truly elegant feet.

It does not, however, stop her from enjoying luscious shoes! At least, on special occasions. :)
 
Same, my Queen, same. Hiking and running, and basically growing up a barefoot hellion, prevents your loyal alchemist from having truly elegant feet.

It does not, however, stop her from enjoying luscious shoes! At least, on special occasions. :)
I offer my services to the court as not only guard but also massage therapist! Office is now open.
 
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