What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Qky75]

Sounds good, if I can have a fauxgarita!

Offers her a lime and a glass.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You know the more I thought about this, the more I realized that it's probably an extremely old, very likely out of shape person who sweats a lot.



But did that stop me from thinking they looked like this:
https://st2.depositphotos.com/4254611/6458/i/950/depositphotos_64588689-stock-photo-sexy-young-woman-with-margarita.jpg


Fuck no, it did not

Well, and most of the people claiming to have invented margaritas were, in fact, men....

Other than @morelikeasong. I am supporting her claim at this point.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well, and most of the people claiming to have invented margaritas were, in fact, men....

Other than @morelikeasong. I am supporting her claim at this point.

I'm ready to update the wikipedia article to support her claim

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm ready to update the wikipedia article to support her claim

I will go write an independent source that you can cite.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Sounds good, if I can have a fauxgarita!

You got it, cheers!! I make a mean strawberry jalepeno base - no need to add tequila, it’s good as is!

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

You got it, cheers!! I make a mean strawberry jalepeno base - no need to add tequila, it’s good as is!

That sounds extraordinary!

 

[UnquietDreams]

You got it, cheers!! I make a mean strawberry jalepeno base - no need to add tequila, it’s good as is!

Oh, I made a lime-jalapeño syrup that came out extraordinary. Used it for Italian sodas as well.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I will always be "poor, obscure, plain, and little," like Jane Eyre. I don't always feel great about that.

 

[MiaBabe23]

You got it, cheers!! I make a mean strawberry jalepeno base - no need to add tequila, it’s good as is!

Oh, I made a lime-jalapeño syrup that came out extraordinary. Used it for Italian sodas as well.

These are both insane concepts and I want them right now!!

 

[MiaBabe23]

I will always be "poor, obscure, plain, and little," like Jane Eyre. I don't always feel great about that.

Nah. Jane Eyre is passionate, intelligent, strong-willed, determined
Not such a bad one to feel kinship with?

 

[Qky75]

I will always be "poor, obscure, plain, and little," like Jane Eyre. I don't always feel great about that.

Perspective my friend....

You see poor, I see unspoiled.
You see plain...I see unpretentious
You see little....I see unassuming.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I will always be "poor, obscure, plain, and little," like Jane Eyre. I don't always feel great about that.

Nah. Jane Eyre is passionate, intelligent, strong-willed, determined
Not such a bad one to feel kinship with?

"I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being, with an independent will."

That one fits better, from what I have seen so far.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Thank you, all three. I appreciate it. I wasn't looking for compliments or anything; just facing the Eldritch horror that is my existence a little more than usual.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you, all three. I appreciate it. I wasn't looking for compliments or anything; just facing the Eldritch horror that is my existence a little more than usual.

If I thought you were fishing for compliments, I would not have responded. But everyone needs to be affirmed now and then. (And I love Jane Eyre...)

 

[MiaBabe23]

Thank you, all three. I appreciate it. I wasn't looking for compliments or anything; just facing the Eldritch horror that is my existence a little more than usual.

You weren’t looking, but got them anyway - now you have to accept them
Agreed?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

If I thought you were fishing for compliments, I would not have responded. But everyone needs to be affirmed now and then. (And I love Jane Eyre...)

Thank you terribly. That is kind. Jane Eyre was my sexual awakening.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

You weren’t looking, but got them anyway - now you have to accept them
Agreed?

Well, if I must! I will endeavor to do my best.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Well, if I must! I will endeavor to do my best.

Damn right! Just let the light in to reveal your beauty to yourself now and again

 

[DannieB]

It’s really not that hard to unclog a toilet. Especially when there is a snake (not literal but the toilet kind) right next to it. You shut a hole bathroom down rather than try to fix the problem. Story of our marriage.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Internal dialogue transcript:

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If you put your ear up close to my head you can hear the ocean.

If you put your ears between my thighs ...

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I mean ...

 

[Qky75]

It’s really not that hard to unclog a toilet. Especially when there is a snake (not literal but the toilet kind) right next to it. You shut a hole bathroom down rather than try to fix the problem. Story of our marriage.

Such is the destiny of men. We are the smashers of bugs, the carrier of all things heavy, and the decligger of poo...

 

[Bry1313]

I don’t read them because I like to find out about a person by the way they interact with me rather than what they have written about themselves. That is also why I don’t have a profile. A person can make up their own mind about me and not by being influenced by how I see myself.

I have thoughts

 

[Qky75]

I don’t read them because I like to find out about a person by the way they interact with me rather than what they have written about themselves. That is also why I don’t have a profile. A person can make up their own mind about me and not by being influenced by how I see myself.

So far so good.....lok

 

[DannieB]

Such is the destiny of men. We are the smashers of bugs, the carrier of all things heavy, and the decligger of poo...

Except I’m the woman in this scenario

I do all you described and then some!

 

[Qky75]

Except I’m the woman in this scenario

I do all you described and then some!

Big props!!! Do you do hair clogs? I could use a vacay