North to the Future

The Ring alarm goes off and granddaughter wants to run out to see who's in the driveway. Stop! I open up the app and it's a small black bear. I don't think she wanted to be that up close and personal with da bear..
 
SALMON LEADER: OK, we're going to swim 150 miles.

SALMON: Got it.

SALMON LEADER: Upstream.

SALMON: Okay. I'm stoked. Let's go.

SALMON LEADER: In freezing water.

SALMON: Okay.

SALMON LEADER: And there's a waterfall

SALMON: Wait! What?

SALMON LEADER: It's a five foot leap to the top of the falls, and in a strong current.

SALMON: Ummm......

SALMON LEADER: Razor-sharp rocks at the edge.

SALMON: ........

SALMON LEADER: And there's a bear waiting at the top.

SALMON HAS LEFT THE CHAT
 
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