~Elizabeth~
His horny lil devil
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Damn, I really enjoyed that!
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My abs are really shy. They haven’t been seen in years.I don’t do steps. I do courtships. I want to be wooed. Or just show up in my inbox with a set of abs and a beard. We’ll talk steps.![]()
Flirting is hard, right? Every person is different and the ways of communicating changes depending on who you’re talking to. It is a learning experience. Have fun, enjoy yourself and know that some of us will call you out if you cross a line.I guess I am that bad of a flirt….
LiarMy abs are really shy. They haven’t been seen in years.
Hey stranger. I hope you are doing well even though you’re not sleeping yet.I should already have my butt in bed. Alas.
All ass??? Is that what you meant?I should already have my butt in bed. Alas.
Let’s discuss it in my box, shall we?My abs are really shy. They haven’t been seen in years.
Hey stranger. I hope you are doing well even though you’re not sleeping yet.

But I am a wee bit tipsy and I’ve started to drunk Skype so….maybe I should be in bedThanks stranger. I hope you're doing well even though it's no where near bed time for you.![]()
I have a six pack but I insulate them to keep them cool.Let’s discuss it in my box, shall we?![]()
I upgraded my six pack to a pony kegI have a six pack but I insulate them to keep them cool.
Let me rub it until they pop out again. Errr wait.I have a six pack but I insulate them to keep them cool.
Mine is more champagne bottle shapedI upgraded my six pack to a pony keg
Same hereI upgraded my six pack to a pony keg
We’re all lovely though right?Mine is more champagne bottle shaped
At least it’s curvy![]()
But I am a wee bit tipsy and I’ve started to drunk Skype so….maybe I should be in bed![]()
We are all fucking amazing!We’re all lovely though right?
Don’t take me down that rabbit hole again!I’m still thinking about the Brady Bunch.
Absolutely not…wait, I take that backBut I am a wee bit tipsy and I’ve started to drunk Skype so….maybe I should be in bed![]()
Don’t take me down that rabbit hole again!
Is it helping? I think it’s bedtime for me.It’s quite a rabbit hole. I am trying to distract myself reading the other comments here.
Is it helping? I think it’s bedtime for me.
“Pats knee* Hang in there. Night! Oh and if you figure out something keep me informed!That’s my problem. My mind goes on overdrive at bedtime.
It’s helping a little.