The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wat_Tyler]

There are three kinds of (booze) drinkers. Example:

The bartender serves the drink order and there is a fly floating in it.

The social drinker wrinkles his/her nose and asks for a replacement.

The heavier drinker picks the fly out, tosses it on the floor, and drinks the drink.

The Very Serious drinker picks the fly out and holds it over the drink and screams, "spit it out, you little son of a bitch!!!"

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Ok…not sure how this ended up in my New Wave algorithm I’ve been OD’ing on this past couple of weeks…

I just want to know one thing…how have I not heard this before? They DID NOT play this at the skating rink circa ‘74!

 

[Sincity09]

There are three kinds of (booze) drinkers. Example:

The bartender serves the drink order and there is a fly floating in it.

The social drinker wrinkles his/her nose and asks for a replacement.

The heavier drinker picks the fly out, tosses it on the floor, and drinks the drink.

The Very Serious drinker picks the fly out and holds it over the drink and screams, "spit it out, you little son of a bitch!!!"

Bwahaha

 

[Sincity09]

"Statements that are always questionable for $1,000, Alex."

“Let’s make that a true daily double Alex”

 

[kathyisgr65]

Let's do it e out the condom..just pull out..

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[cowboyup6977]

Checking... Whew! Thought I lost my soul again.

I snatched it

 

[cowboyup6977]

Lol. I always behave

No you don’t

 

[Oldermom935]

I snatched it

Well you took my heart ❤ with it.

 

[cowboyup6977]

Well you took my heart ❤ with it.

We have each other’s

 

[kathyisgr65]

We have each other’s

Not gagging on the inside

 

[cowboyup6977]

Not gagging on the inside

I’m not a gagger

 

[kathyisgr65]

I’m not a gagger

I'm am when I come in contact w sickly sweet things 8 might be envious of...it's gag reflex at its ugliest

 

[Oldermom935]

Not gagging on the inside

Running over with a .

 

[cowboyup6977]

I'm am when I come in contact w sickly sweet things 8 might be envious of...it's gag reflex at its ugliest

And the drool

 

[kathyisgr65]

And the drool

And the drool..so sexy

 

[kathyisgr65]

Hello all..how's y'all

 

[cowboyup6977]

Really and if you have makeup on it runs down your face
Not that I would know

 

[kathyisgr65]

Really and if you have makeup on it runs down your face
Not that I would know

Some ppl find that incredibly sexy...not that id know

 

[Oldermom935]

Some ppl find that incredibly sexy...not that id know

A friend told me about that happening....

 

[kathyisgr65]

A friend told me about that happening....

U have friends too... learn something new everyday...
I'm in rare form kids... beware

 

[cowboyup6977]

The black running down your cheek
Not that I would know

 

[Oldermom935]

U have friends too... learn something new everyday...
I'm in rare form kids... beware

Lol. Oh you're a vicious one...lol

 

[kathyisgr65]

Lol. Oh you're a vicious one...lol

U say the sweetest things

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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