What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Strixaluco]

You probably climbed in through the balcony. Now would you plead move over, I need to get to the bathroom.

 

[Biggalute]

Good morning, I'm big, what's your name?

 

[Surferdude1891]

Fuck!!!! Do I still have my kidneys

 

[Amanda330]

Umm... Why wouldn't you have kidneys? Do you know something I don't??

 

[orangecurious]

Give me time to drink my coffee

 

[cole4258]

I slept on my side

 

[vibes]

which one was my side again?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear god man… put on some pants!!

 

[TongueLust]

Thanks for the tag.

 

[Seokrocks]

Is that your tongue ? Or are ya just happy to see me?

 

[Surferdude1891]

Umm... Why wouldn't you have kidneys? Do you know something I don't??

If I woke up next to a stranger in a strange place I would be concerned they wanted the only thing of value on me.

 

[orangecurious]

I'll put the coffee on

 

[munch2much]

How much did I drink last night?

 

[Guyblue82]

How much did I drink last night?

Bet I drank more

 

[Biggalute]

WTF, oh hello!

 

[CuriousRick]

Those aren’t pillows!!!

 

[SavannaT]

Unless you’re ok with pillows having nipples, they are.

 

[OnaTangent]

Pillow humping?

 

[SavannaT]

Pillow humping?

If you wanna hump mine, sure.

 

[Treeview]

Unless you’re ok with pillows having nipples, they are.

I am SOOO comfortable with your nippled pillows.

 

[SavannaT]

I am SOOO comfortable with your nippled pillows.

When mine need something of yours between em.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

When mine need something of yours between em.

That can be arranged

 

[OnaTangent]

Maybe just straddle me

 

[Treeview]

When mine need something of yours between em.

Gladly

 

[Dom70]

"awww mannnnnnnnnnn I got the wrong damn room! Sorry!"