The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

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I literally wore a t shirt with this on it last week at work. I had worked 13 days straight, recovering from a cold and I had had enough of some of the idiocy at work. No one said anything, and they left me alone . Message received!

Sometimes you have to get creative with the message!

 

[Sincity09]

I wasn't gonna bust u out..but since u did..yup

 

[kathyisgr65]

That's why ur my homie..u have a sense of humor and a dirty mind..

 

[Lilianna23]

No...I'd say more of a harlot. Your eye shadow seems more harlotty

He stole the eyeshadow from me! He's been coveting my glitters!

 

[Lilianna23]

I like it, sounds classier, and we ARE all classy folks here (sort of, I may be a weak link…)

Or, the missing one...

 

[Lilianna23]

I’m trying to stay awake during the baseball game tonight but my GF wore me out! And my dog is snoring loudly.

Being worn out by the GF is the best kind of worn out!

 

[Lilianna23]

Hmmm, maybe. I just wanted to clear any confusion as to my professional status. I don't have one. I give it away.

It's sweeter that way!

 

[enbiji]

He stole the eyeshadow from me! He's been coveting my glitters!

Anyway, I've moved on to "woman of easy virtue."

 

[Lilianna23]

Ask but bring your own just in case. If they don't have something you tolerate, ask if you may add your own fruit to the top. Health code may not allow them to cook with outside food, but for allergies many places will make an exception for outside food eaten at the table.

Good to know. I tend to just not order anything with items to which I'm allergic. I also pointedly ask if they have an AED on the premises when I say I'm allergic.

I told one place I was allergic but the food still came with the allergen on it. I sent it back and it was returned to me with the allergen just scraped off. I asked the manager if I needed to alert my friends in the Health Department.

I'm not usually a drama queen but if you're trying to KILL me, I'll bring you a side of drama!

 

[Lilianna23]

Hi there everyone

Hi, Norfolk! How is your weekend?

 

[Lilianna23]

I am that age where I need to take my glasses off because I am just sick of having them on my face and my arms are to short for me to see what I want to read or type on my phone..... hahahaha

I could do that until cataract surgery.

 

[Lilianna23]

My reading glasses have been on so long I have to squint....

I have them all over the house, both vehicles, and usually on top of my head.

 

[Lilianna23]

You poor old old lady!!

Careful, Rick! Don't forget about the knives!

 

[Lilianna23]

Ugh! I feel so old...lol

You're just a baby girl, still!

 

[Wonderer67]

Oh, and BTW, congrats to Wonderer67 for creating a thread with 4999 posts in less than 2 months. Glad I wandered in, and glad to have gotten to know many of you better. It's nice to see genuine people here and to chat and joke about the business of Living.

Thanks brother. Been a fun thread.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's sweeter that way!

It's nice to remove the transactional aspects. Besides, I really hate tit-for-tat and keeping score.


Not that I have anything against either tits or tats, mind you. I do like having tits against me . . . .

 

[likes2watchU]

Good to know. I tend to just not order anything with items to which I'm allergic. I also pointedly ask if they have an AED on the premises when I say I'm allergic.

I told one place I was allergic but the food still came with the allergen on it. I sent it back and it was returned to me with the allergen just scraped off. I asked the manager if I needed to alert my friends in the Health Department.

I'm not usually a drama queen but if you're trying to KILL me, I'll bring you a side of drama!

I'm completely with you on that.
Shocking but not everyone in the food industry understands the difference between "Ick" and "If I eat this, call 911".
If they're receptive and nice about it, I'll try to approach it as a teachable moment. If not, I just stick with my water and dip into my "emergency food items" in my car/purse to tide me if needed.
Over time I've gotten bolder - but sometimes it's just easier to dodge the whole thing.

 

[Lilianna23]

Great another person outs themselves to make me feel comfortable. Thanks for relieving my guilt Lili!

My pleasure, Greylag!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Thanks brother. Been a fun thread.

Been ???


Is!!!

 

[likes2watchU]

I could do that until cataract surgery.

Don't get rid of any cheaters just in case. My sister had both her eyes done. She needs cheaters when she eats. Her dinner plate is fuzzy and everything else is clear as a bell.

 

[enbiji]

Thanks brother. Been a fun thread.

I think that it's time to be said
That this a pretty good thread
It's my little heaven,
Thanks, Wonder Six Seven
And now friends, I'm off to my bed

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I think that it's time to be said
That this a pretty good thread
It's my little heaven,
Thanks, Wonder Six Seven
And now friends, I'm off to my bed

Nicely done!!!


Pleasant dreams!!!

 

[MagicFlute]

It's mothers day here in Australia so HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all mums out there. Hope you have a wonderful day and get everything you deserve

 

[Oldermom935]

Absolutely

interesting, there is no glass of water emote, I actually find that strange

Glass of water for sin.

 

[Wonderer67]

I think that it's time to be said
That this a pretty good thread
It's my little heaven,
Thanks, Wonder Six Seven
And now friends, I'm off to my bed

Love that!! Thank you!!

Have a great night!!