My co-workers would be surprised to know that...

[lil_jenni]

I'm a pretty confident guy so I think they would be surprised to know I have a small dick...and then of course they would be surprised to know I spend some of my time here when working from home haha.

You've piqued my curiosity with respect to how small is small. Over my years on here, sometimes it seems average guys often think they are small because of the porn dickflation effect. Do you mind sharing how long/thick you are?

 

[minicockguy27]

You've piqued my curiosity with respect to how small is small. Over my years on here, sometimes it seems average guys often think they are small because of the porn dickflation effect. Do you mind sharing how long/thick you are?

Ha! Yeah I mean I know that's a thing for sure. I think I'm small because I've been told multiple times I'm small. Maybe one day I'll work up the courage and post a pic.

 

[vanquished005]

that as general counsel and then CEO of our large consulting firm, I slept with 4 women from the office – although not at the same time. all were married catholic wives (my fetish) who were being ignored and disregarded by their loser husbands. this all occurred before i retired.

 

[Gr82meetu2]

I’m a non reciprocal pussy licker

 

[sean080183]

That I'm on Lit while my students are watching a video... And that I'm actively finding cock sucking pics and gifs and videos because I sucked Hubby off this morning and can't wait to do it again tonight...

This is so fucking naughty and a love it!!!

 

[Dave60ga]

I've been wearing panties to work for years.

 

[peter49parker]

You've piqued my curiosity with respect to how small is small. Over my years on here, sometimes it seems average guys often think they are small because of the porn dickflation effect. Do you mind sharing how long/thick you are?

I can't remember where I saw it, but I am led to believe that "average" dick size is 5.25". After living all these years thinking 6" was the standard, I'm still on the 'small' side of it. Damn!

 

[Japansurfer]

You've piqued my curiosity with respect to how small is small. Over my years on here, sometimes it seems average guys often think they are small because of the porn dickflation effect. Do you mind sharing how long/thick you are?

I think this is so true.

 

[valpo1029]

That I jack off in the bathroom

 

[Easyvirtue]

I photoshop their faces on naked women and jack off to them at home!!

 

[Oldermom935]

That I jack off in the bathroom

Better then the lunchroom.

 

[Oldermom935]

I photoshop their faces on naked women and jack off to them at home!!

Checking to see if I work with you.

 

[betabrad]

I have submissive bisexual fantasies where a woman encourages me to :
Suck another man’s cock while she watches.
Get on my hands and knees for another man to fuck me while she watches.
She fucks a man and then had me lick his cock clean and has me lick her cum filled pussy.
She makes me tell her my bisexual fantasies as I masturbate and when I cum she tells me to lick up my cum for her.

 

[penshockey1983]

That I'm on Lit while my students are watching a video... And that I'm actively finding cock sucking pics and gifs and videos because I sucked Hubby off this morning and can't wait to do it again tonight...

Yeah, that's definitely hot

 

[enbiji]

I often wear a cock strap to work.
I've blown 6 guys over the past couple of years and fucked one.
I really, really want my ass fucked.
I've had an MFM threesome.
I've masturbated to fantasies of several of them - woman and men.
I've eaten ass and had my ass eaten.
I've eaten several creampies.
I've given myself facials.

What would surprise your co-workers?

...that I still don't have a job

 

[nutoseen]

I'm a pretty confident guy so I think they would be surprised to know I have a small dick...and then of course they would be surprised to know I spend some of my time here when working from home haha.

same here. small penis and i know they would be shocked to learn that and i am into some of the women in the office seeing it. and i'm here almost daily.

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

they would be surprised to know I have a giant cigar collection

 

[betabrad]

I call a phone sex line about once a month to talk to a woman about my bisexual fantasies and when I cum, I lick it all up for her.

 

[vidmin]

That I'm sitting in my office naked.

 

[betabrad]

That I'm sitting in my office naked.

I hope you mean a home office.

 

[vidmin]

I hope you mean a home office.

nope

 

[curl4ever]

nope

Then I hope it at least has a good lock on the door.

 

[Inthelastrow]

That I am would love a casual FWB relationship and that I love to eat pussy with no expectation of reciprocation. I'm not certain you can post that type of thing on an office bulletin board..."pussy eating services offered."

 

[Inthelastrow]

Seriously. Yes the gym membership and the dental insurance and the 401(k) match are nice, but where's the oral sex "ride board" at, HR? Where's our Friends With Benefits Package?

It could definitely be a employee benefit, part of an compensation package. I'd sign up for that!

 

[tristantrotsky]

That I'm in love with another woman that I was meant to be with. And she loves me just as much as I love her. I love you B

I love this post.
I wish you both such a wonderful life together.