What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

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"Honey, we have exactly 22 minutes before the kids wake up. If you don't
wake up and start fucking me right this minute I'm going to find some cute
rando guy today and let him fuck me anyway he wants AND I'm going to
let him cum inside me without a condom too. And guess who'll be having
creampie for dessert tonight? That's right. You."
 
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"Is that your jag parked out front? Tell you what, how about we play two out of three? You win, you can do me right here on
this pool table as many times and as hard as you like. But if I win, you hand over the keys. Deal?"
Hello Dear, long time no see.

O k two out of three works for me...it's a win win. The taxes on that car are bitch.
 
Oh that's such a coincidence! I'm better after four drinks too! Well, not at pool, but the other thing." :devil:
Let's face it we're both winners.
After I buy you four drinks, And as I lean over your shoulder to catch more of your scent.
But perhaps the competition is even at that point. And who knows who will win.
 
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