The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

Wow.... I understand permanently horny..I swear I'm a nymph...like no joke...did u want kids? I'm sorry if it's a sore subject.. again just curious. I was taught there's no such thing as a stupid question and I believe it
I didn't have the mind-set at the time, but I can't cum anyway. Clone maybe. I should have gotten semen from my normal brother
 
Great thread idea!! May this 57 year young gentleman please order a shot of whiskey (Jack Daniels or Jim Beam nothing better, it will only confuse me Lol) a coke and a frosty cold beer please? Perhaps a grilled cheese sandwich as well?

Ohh, and if any ladies in their 40s, 50s, even 60 wish to join me I'd sure appreciate the company and love to buy you a drink! Thanks bartender...
Welcome to the Pub. Watch out for flying bottles! Kathy is here! Chaos ensues! 🤣🤣🤣
 
Luckily we have people that know first aid on this thread—there seems to be a battle royale shaping up.

My medical skills were honed playing doctor when I was much much much younger, but I doubt they’d help here. I had a specialty in anatomy…🤔
If we're not hit in the crossfire, I imagine MissK and I can handle most things till the EMTs get here! 🤣🤣🤣
 
Drink feels and tastes good.

Man did I have a rough day. It’s over now. Going to sleep soon.

About the only thing that worked and went well was that I moved a 1/2 cord of firewood out of the woods and stacked it and moved my log splitter down to a new area where my farmhand can split a few trees that I felled and rounded (bucked.)

Tomorrow cannot suck as much as today did! Onward and upward.
I'm so sorry you had a rough day! I hope your sleep is good tonight! 🫂🫂
 
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