Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

I mean...it ain't bragging if it's true, right?

No, it's still bragging.

 

[investor2020]

How a marriage gets off on the wrong foot . . .

 

[investor2020]

A marriage tit for tat . . .

A woman comes home and finds a letter from her husband on the dinner table. She opens it and reads: "My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54 year-old, can no longer satisfy. I'm very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. However, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight."

When the man came home late that night, he found a reply to his letter on the dining room table: "My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. I would also like to inform you that, while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also an assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and, like your secretary, he is 18 . . .

You, being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18..."

 

[JerseyJade]

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[JerseyJade]

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[JerseyJade]

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This is why @SirConradPeckereye can't keep a gf.

 

[MidnightRyder007]

 

[Shenanigans90]

https://imgur.com/a/EbrQGTd

What’s your sign JJ?

 

[JerseyJade]

https://imgur.com/a/EbrQGTd

What’s your sign JJ?

Cancer.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Now we know how you survived during covid @JerseyJade
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[JerseyJade]

Now we know how you survived during covid @JerseyJade
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Hey, whatever works!

 

[MidnightRyder007]

https://imgur.com/a/EbrQGTd

What’s your sign JJ?

Aquarius

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

@JerseyJade is going to try this next time on the train...
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[JerseyJade]

@JerseyJade is going to try this next time on the train...
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Is he your brother?

 

[13Fantasies]

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Miss these tasty moments

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Hey, whatever works!

Whatever helps you sleep at night JJ.

Is he your brother?

No thats YOUR brother...

 

[JerseyJade]

Miss these tasty moments

Luckily for me, those moments cum quite often, so I don't get a chance to miss them.

 

[JerseyJade]

Whatever helps you sleep at night JJ.

No thats YOUR brother...

I don't have a brother.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I don't have a brother.

Oh cuz your mom sw...... nevermind.

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh cuz your mom sw...... nevermind.

Ass!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ass!

You still adore me.

 

[JerseyJade]

You still adore me.

I lied. I have 2 brothers.

 

[13Fantasies]

Cancer.

I see we are both oral aficionados!

 

[JerseyJade]

I see we are both oral aficionados!

I'm all 3!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I lied. I have 2 brothers.

You little....

I would threaten things but you might not find them "threats"