Anyone from the UK?

[NorthernCardinal]

Which part? The shock, horror or the banter?

Oh dear lord, there can't possibly be any banging

what is banging?

 

[orangecurious]

Which part? The shock, horror or the banter?

Oh dear lord, there can't possibly be any banging

well, banter, some shock and the horror when there is actually some action, ten pages or so into the story

 

[Yesok1]

what is banging?

When you knock a nail into the wall with a hammer. It bangs!

 

[Hector01]

I haven't ventured back, too scared to check

It's just dumb people using big words so they sound smart. I have no idea what they're even talking about.

 

[Hector01]

There's a K on both ends mate

That's the English spelling. Just like when we say Loch and you say Lock.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I knowwwww!! Shock, horror, people actually having banter and not banging!

People bang here?!

Mind.
Blown.

 

[Daisy_Love]

People bang here?!

Mind.
Blown.

Ebang ma god

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

what is banging?

When the bird eats the bees and the flowers scream while the trees rustle in a glorious sigh

well, banter, some shock and the horror when there is actually some action, ten pages or so into the story

ooo you must be popular

 

[Hector01]

I can be very personal.

I can picture you saying this I'm a really creepy voice. No idea why.

 

[orangecurious]

ooo you must be popular

yeah, someone had a go at me in AH today about it... made of a point of saying he wouldn't read it, probably as I used some long words in there!

 

[Hector01]

People bang here?!

Mind.
Blown.

Pretty sure they're bangin themselves, nothing more to see.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I can picture you saying this I'm a really sexy yet sinister voice. No idea why.

FIFY

 

[Hector01]

Do you want me to speak to you with a really sexy yet sinister voice

Plz.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

When the bird eats the bees and the flowers scream while the trees rustle in a glorious sigh

How poetic.

 

[deft]

Down and dirty personal!!
Ohhhhhh @deft

I’ve had to sit down…

 

[Daisy_Love]

I can picture you saying this I'm a really creepy voice. No idea why.

Just search Catherine Tate mixture of Nan and Lauren

 

[joclfc]

That's the English spelling. Just like when we say Loch and you say Lock.

I'm Welsh so I say Loch too

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Just search Catherine Tate mixture of Nan and Lauren

What a fucking liberty!

 

[Daisy_Love]

What a fucking liberty!

Sounds juuuuust like her

 

[Daisy_Love]

She’s totally going to post her sexy voice now just to prove she’s not actually Nan/lauren

 

[Wand3rlust]

Am I bovvered?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

yeah, someone had a go at me in AH today about it... made of a point of saying he wouldn't read it, probably as I used some long words in there!

holy shit all your stories are hot 0.0!

...and I was thinking about the ratings, never considered people who only read for a quick fap worth paying attention to

 

[orangecurious]

holy shit all your stories are hot 0.0!

...and I was thinking about the ratings, never considered people who only read for a quick fap worth paying attention to

thank you... well, most are hot, some sunk without trace!

I branched out to write some longer one offs, mainly as i sometimes like screwing with readers.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

How poetic.

I was gonna add the moon, make it a romantic horror

 

[NorthernCardinal]

thank you... well, most are hot, some sunk without trace!

I branched out to write some longer one offs, mainly as i sometimes like screwing with readers.

I read And What A Time It Was the day it was published... loved it.