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You're not wrong! Jet stream's in the wrong place apparently. Anyone know how to shift it?
 
lingus60 said:
And if the North Atlantic conveyor current switches off we're all fucked!
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I was reading about this the other day. It's survivable and not the ice age that we are led to believe. I'm not a climate denier, but it looks as though we will get winters similar to those of North America, lots of snow, and the summer will be more temperate.

Now at school I am sure I was told that we were either in or coming up to an ice age, but no one else remembers it. I think I've crossed an inter dimensional time fracture. And found myself on a less stable planet earth, or that I am now less stable in my own mind!
 
That's interesting. I'd always thought the winters would be worse than that if the conveyor stopped. I don't think it's your mind; the climate certainly seems to be way less stable these days. I was reading this coming autumn's going to be the worst hurricane season on record, so we'll probably get blasted with a whole series of named storms. Happy days!
 
lingus60 said:
That's interesting. I'd always thought the winters would be worse than that if the conveyor stopped. I don't think it's your mind; the climate certainly seems to be way less stable these days. I was reading this coming autumn's going to be the worst hurricane season on record, so we'll probably get blasted with a whole series of named storms. Happy days!
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What name would you give your storm?
 
AngelWithAShotgun said:
WHAT!?! šŸ™€

My shotgun sir, is strictly for men behaving badly šŸ˜¾

Ravenclaw, scones and I honestly have no idea. I've only seen the bin men once when they blocked my taxi and subsequently was late for a meeting. It was a Tuesday morning, if that helps. I haven't seen bins in years (ours is locked away in a building and our bin men have their own codes for it), so I'm not entirely sure what they look like now. I did hear its all black now and only the lids are colour coded šŸ¤”

I meant what I said about not experiencing the joy of bin days, I put my bags out my door and it magically disappears the next day. Presumably, someone puts it in the bin for me šŸ˜³
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When I said "the way they like their scones", I meant jam first then cream or vice versa? People in Devon / Cornwall will kill anyone who doesn't have them their way so if you're on holiday down there, watch a local first ... :oops:
 
Yesok1 said:
My wands on my pussy, balancing on thr broomstick, hovering near the door, that opens into my bedroom, where I sleep, well sometimes sleeping, but mostly playing with my pussy using my wand!
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Yesok1 said:
Was there a wand on the pussy. I usually keep it up my sleeve... when I'm naked.
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Ooooh!!! @Yesok1 being very daring! :devilish:

Presumably "sleeve" is a euphemism for one of her body orifices? :oops:
AngelWithAShotgun said:
I forgot the most important bit: Tunnock's tea cakes o.o
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Ah but, tea cakes aren't biscuits ... the thread rules state one must be able to dunk a biscuit of preference in a hot beverage without it losing shape or identity (I made that bit up) šŸŖā˜•
 
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