Anyone from the UK?

[Anastasia1999]

So I'm curious, how did you all find yourself becoming a member of this site... and what do you like about it most?

For me, I was googling something that took me to something in the 'how to' section of the forums that I found really interesting. I then started reading some stories and haven't stopped exploring since...

this place stopped me from going around the twist during the pandemic.

I like to come here to speak English and have a bit of a laugh. Its a nice escape and there are good people here.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You mean this thread doesn't give you total sexual fulfilment?

 

[Yesok1]

I’ll just let you find out yourself

No innuendos or double meanings here. Its not allowed. We're British, don't you know.

 

[Hector01]

We need to know his preference AND if he dunks his biscuits

Okay we're getting really personal now

 

[joclfc]

So I'm curious, how did you all find yourself becoming a member of this site... and what do you like about it most?

For me, I was googling something that took me to something in the 'how to' section of the forums that I found really interesting. I then started reading some stories and haven't stopped exploring since...

I stumbled across the thread cos I'd been looking for UK people and haven't regretted it

 

[joclfc]

Should everyone else be scared? I ain't skeert!

Duck, and I don't mean quack quack

 

[lingus60]

My dog has just eaten half a packet of McVities ginger nuts

Were they dunked though???

 

[Hector01]

Right, desserts...
I like fruity things, pavlova maybe?

Biscuit dunking.. Rich Tea, 0.6 second dip.

Biscuits as a side piece.. M&S cookie selection box is pretty good..

 

[Yesok1]

In out in out shake it all about.

Do the hokey cokey and you turn around.

And thats what its all about.

Someone's had their Sunday Sherry

 

[lingus60]

Not a dunker...sorry

 

[joclfc]

Right, desserts...
I like fruity things, pavlova maybe?

Biscuit dunking.. Rich Tea, 0.6 second dip.

Biscuits as a side piece.. M&S cookie selection box is pretty good..

OK , they're all skirting around the subject.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR CUSTARD??

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

I have been asleep most of the afternoon. Definitely time for a stiff drink.

 

[Hector01]

OK , they're all skirting around the subject.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR CUSTARD??

Cold. Tin of ambrosia. Birds custard is council grade.

 

[joclfc]

I have been asleep most of the afternoon. Definitely time for a stiff drink.

I'll have a JD please, if the bar is open

 

[Polranny]

Right, desserts...
I like fruity things, pavlova maybe?

Biscuit dunking.. Rich Tea, 0.6 second dip.

Biscuits as a side piece.. M&S cookie selection box is pretty good..

Lidl cookies are just as good and cheaper

 

[lingus60]

You mean this thread doesn't give you total sexual fulfilment?

And soooo much more!

 

[lingus60]

I have been asleep most of the afternoon. Definitely time for a stiff drink.

It's 5-O'Clock somewhere

 

[Polranny]

You mean this thread doesn't give you total sexual fulfilment?

I suppose we could paint titties on our wheelie bins

 

[Yesok1]

I have been asleep most of the afternoon. Definitely time for a stiff drink.

I've slept with someone for a good part of the afternoon too.

 

[cdstefi]

Lidl cookies are just as good and cheaper

But the milfs in M&S are hotter, right @Yesok1 ?

 

[Yesok1]

But the milfs in M&S are hotter, right @Yesok1 ?

The mature ladies, yes.

But the lidls chavs are dirty AF!

 

[cdstefi]

But the milfs in M&S are hotter, right @Yesok1 ?

Let's not even mention Waitrose. It's practically wall to wall posh mature totty.

 

[cdstefi]

The mature ladies, yes.

But the lidls chavs are dirty AF!

Crack hoes and care in the community cases

 

[Polranny]

But the milfs in M&S are hotter, right @Yesok1 ?

You are right. I focus on food in Lidl and loiter and leer in m&s

 

[Yesok1]

Oh, Waitrose is Grade A posh totty. That's where you go to meet @Wand3rlust @Daisy_Love and @AmandaKellyUK