Show um man. They will love it.
My man boobs are significantly smaller now though, so there's that...
Sounds like now is the time!I need to make some new material. All I have on hand is the ol' reliable flannel and chest hair pic I've shared before.
It's so hard to understand words. I think they all need the video tutorialSo @joclfc the trick is to only get partly hard before trying the helicopter. Then let your elasticity make your cock look bigger than it really is. The inertia of the spinning stretches it out.
At least that’s what I’ve done
Everyone loves a big lumberjack...I need to make some new material. All I have on hand is the ol' reliable flannel and chest hair pic I've shared before.
It's not everybody's cup of tea.
That one is a troll everyday
I’m doing this to my boyfriend’s balls tomorrow night when he sleeps. Question- should I use regular Easter egg dye ?
Spray paint.I’m doing this to my boyfriend’s balls tomorrow night when he sleeps. Question- should I use regular Easter egg dye ?
How am I going get his balls in the pot of water?
How good are your sewing skills?
That leaves only one option. Chloroform.
“Honey? Why does my whiskey taste like roofi-“ *THUD
Why are you like this?Sounds like now is the time!
Do it! Do it!
You two terrify and excite me and I’m not sure I’m awake enough to process what that means.
See now if one of you ladies volunteered to body paint mine, I would be all in.
Us? @PlanetaryNebula and I are sweet and innocent without a single nefarious thought in our minds.
And @Tigobitties98 too, don’t you go passing off your impure thoughts onto her!
I am, quite gullible.
