What have you learned from porn?

[NormalMarriedWhiteGuy]

What have I learned from porn?

There are a lot of wierd dudes and dudettes out there.

Oh yeah and there are no such thinsg as STDs out there so don't worry about them.

 

[lovecraft68]

What I think I’ve learned most from porn is… no matter what your personal kink is, there’s porn for it!

That and no matter how kinky you think you are, there's stuff out there that will make you feel vanilla.

 

[lovecraft68]

Let's see

1-all guys can last forever
2-all women love getting a load blown on their face
3-All brothers and sisters have sex with each other.
4-Every woman enjoys anal sex
5-Every guy wants to watch his wife fuck other guys.
6-Gloryholes are perfectly sanitary and sucking strange dicks can never lead to an std
7-Reality porn sites like fake taxi are or course, totally real
8-There's not a debt that can't be paid off by a blow job.
9-All your friend's moms are super hot and want to fuck you.
10-Daughter's get brand new cars just for banging daddy.
11-Babysitters have sex with the kid's moms and dads and...there's never any kids there to babysit.
12 ATM means ass to mouth not that stupid machine at the bank.
13-Porn sites have links to legit personal sites where there's tons of ladies in your area who want to fuck you.
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[Yesok1]

Taking a fist in the arse is not as easy or quick as it looks.

 

[lovecraft68]

I learned that the very attractive real estate agent was really only there to sell me a house. My wife was also disappointed. Okay, she wasn't. She's not into women, but porn has taught me that all women really want to be with women.

 

[tabber]

I've learned that cabinets, sinks, ovens, low tables, bedframes, clothes dryers, washing machines, etc. should all have warnings that say, "Stepmothers can become stuck."

 

[lovecraft68]

All women love the taste of cum, and all men love to lick another guy's load from their wife.

 

[Hopeful1972]

That in comparison, I'm really terrible at it

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

How to fake an orgasm

 

[bone251]

How to fake sex

 

[Funshyne]

I'm curious to hear what other might say in response to this question. Personally I recall watching a porno that taught me how to masturbate. I also watched a video when I was 20 that starred Seka and she gave another woman fabulous oral pleasure and I just used that as my guide with terrific results.

So, what have you learned from porn or what impact has porn had on your life?

Porn taught me to not trust porn LOL. Honestly it's been great for ideas and suggestions but definitely leaves out some of the tricky details.

 

[fma20fma]

variety and variations.

 

[Plasmaball]

Besides all the jokes?
Postions to try and techniques to attempt. Trying and failing is how you learn what works and what doesn't. Even porn can be a decent beginners guide to things.

Just don't go expecting your step-mom to bang you to help you with your grades.

 

[lovecraft68]

Besides all the jokes?
Postions to try and techniques to attempt. Trying and failing is how you learn what works and what doesn't. Even porn can be a decent beginners guide to things.

Just don't go expecting your step-mom to bang you to help you with your grades.

I've gotten ideas for some full length e-books out of some of the five minute clips I've watched.

 

[inadequate]

The more, the merrier.

 

[drobert44]

The many varieties of it, so fun!

 

[linkierox]

Unnatural boobs is a turn off for me. I automatically skip porns with fake, stiff boobs, no matter how good the male porn star is. It’s like two immobile dunes that just staring at you.

No offense to the ladies who has breast implant, or any kind of breast enhancing methods. You do you

 

[ALovelyNudist]

That it’s okay to have a wild imagination in the bedroom

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I'm curious to hear what other might say in response to this question. Personally I recall watching a porno that taught me how to masturbate. I also watched a video when I was 20 that starred Seka and she gave another woman fabulous oral pleasure and I just used that as my guide with terrific results.

So, what have you learned from porn or what impact has porn had on your life?

It taught me the wrong way to fuck.

It taught me that I prefer to watch porn with it muted.

It taught me that watching too much porn can make you jaded. I don't get hard watching porn anymore though it's still arousing.

 

[desire30]

For me it was not "porn" as in actors in film quality production but private movie of parties and sex tapes of parents and their friends.

 

[rainbowbite]

Washing machines should never be attended to alone unless you're prepared to become stuck. In that case you better hope you have a burly step son to unstuck you from behind.

 

[desire30]

it is wonder for have a step son that is handy around the house and enters our fantasy worlds so easily

 

[summer_reine]

I watched one that showed me that D/s didn't have to be about pain or humiliation, it could be about letting go of inhibitions and simply enjoy the moment in a way that each person needed to enjoy it

 

[calmlikeabomb]

The importance of good cardio and core strength.

 

[Erosfan]

I watched one that showed me that D/s didn't have to be about pain or humiliation, it could be about letting go of inhibitions and simply enjoy the moment in a way that each person needed to enjoy it

Your take on this, when experienced in real life, is amazing! Letting go of inhibitions is fabulous.