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[kathyisgr65]

Damnit! I've been busted... again!

Yeah...the lit vine is all aflutter with ur naughty trysts

 

[Lilianna23]

I prefer honorary head Dr

Nah. Doctors don't change colostomy bags. They leave all the shitty work to the nurses.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Nah. Doctors don't change colostomy bags. They leave all the shitty work to the nurses.

True that.. I guess head nurse it is

 

[Lilianna23]

Yeah...the lit vine is all aflutter with ur naughty trysts

And I was so careful to keep it all on the down-low. So... who talked???

 

[Lilianna23]

True that.. I guess head nurse it is

I think we could do that...

 

[kathyisgr65]

And I was so careful to keep it all on the down-low. So... who talked???

Yo mama

 

[Lilianna23]

Yo mama

Nuh-uh. She's been dead for years. Unless she rose from her crypt...

 

[kathyisgr65]

Nuh-uh. She's been dead for years. Unless she rose from her crypt...

O wow..puts myself in time out

 

[Lilianna23]

O wow..puts myself in time out

No worries, hun! It's just the thing she would do to continue to try to fuck up my life...

 

[kathyisgr65]

No worries, hun! It's just the thing she would do to continue to try to fuck up my life...

So..it's possible she came to me in a dream and told me all ur dirty secrets..I knew i wasn't going crazy (er)

 

[Lilianna23]

So..it's possible she came to me in a dream and told me all ur dirty secrets..I knew i wasn't going crazy (er)

Entirely possible! (I also use the -er)

 

[Wonderer67]

I prefer honorary head Dr

As in Head DOCTOR?

Or HEAD doctor?

 

[kathyisgr65]

As in Head DOCTOR?

Or HEAD doctor?

Umm. We are on Lit.. right? What do u think,?

 

[Dom70]

Now, Dom. Before you go off and do anything rash, let's talk about this.

Do you dress yourself? If so, you have some sense of fashion. Even if it only makes sense to you!

Have you ever said or thought to yourself, "Damn, I look good!"? Covers chic.

Do you sweat in the summertime? There's hot.

Have you had sex with another person? Someone thought you were sexy.

And you're DOM! There's the legend!

See??? You don't have to leave!

Well....er.....uhhhh....okaaaaaaaay...I'll stay. No one ever splained it like THAT afore...I KNEW I luved you!

 

[Dom70]

I added I was asking for a friend!!!

(I don't WANNA spank yer friend!!!! hehe )

 

[Dom70]

Looking around for a whoopie cushion.. I know how much u old farts like gag jokes (weird reflex popped up before cushion... weird)

omggg that's funny! I haven't seen one of those in ages!!!! Farts are funny. I don't care WHO ya are !!!

 

[Dom70]

"Too soon old. Too late smart." I think it's a German proverb.

(It's an old Amish saying! LOL)

 

[Dom70]

Awe Dom..it's ok..I'll change ur colostomy bag..I'm cool like that

awww...Thank yew maam !!! Yer too gud to me!

 

[kathyisgr65]

awww...Thank yew maam !!! Yer too gud to me!

I know..I'm awesome

 

[Missk_2022]

I prefer honorary head Dr

Nurses are waaaayyy cooler

 

[kathyisgr65]

Nurses are waaaayyy cooler

U know.. flattery will get u almost anywhere

 

[lanceGibs]

As in Head DOCTOR?

Or HEAD doctor?

Are we speaking of a doctorate in giving head?

 

[Wonderer67]

Are we speaking of a doctorate in giving head?

Or just a doctor who gives head…

 

[lanceGibs]

Or just a doctor who gives head…

....either way ,is this doctor a doctor of medicine or letters ?

 

[Wonderer67]

....either way ,is this doctor a doctor of medicine or letters ?

Yes!

And head too!