Where is the most unusual or risky place you’ve masturbated or given/received a handjob or blowjob?

[woodword]

I've has some far more recent shenanigans than this, but a college memory comes to mind:

I went home with a girlfriend for a long weekend to meet her parents for the first time. We tried to get off every chance we were alone.

• The only piv was doggie stye in her hatchback parked in the parents driveway at night. She was a petite blonde and I loved the moonlit sight of her pink undies pulled down to her knees, pretty dress hiked up, and my cock sliding into her.
• One morning her folks ran out for errands while gf and I were in the backyard. After they drove off, my gf started to give me a handjob and I could see movement from her neighbor's kitchen window. Rather than say anything I just let her continue as I enjoyed the sensation and imagined her retired female neighbor watching us. I thrust my hips higher than I normally would as I pulled off my shirt so the cum could spurt all over my belly and chest and not get my clothes dirty. I remember how sexy her little ass looked as she ran inside to get a cloth to clean me. Don't know if the neighbor continued to watch but I gently pulled my balls and stroked my spent cock hoping she was watching.
• I slept in the basement on a sofa during the visit. One night I was so horny I started to stroke off and then thought of the laundry room. Sure enough, her mom has some bras and undies on a rack drying. Unlike her daughter, she was tall and dark haired and stacked. She was also very prim and wasn't so crazy about me, so I got a naughty thrill seeing her 36D bras and silky bikini and brief undies. They were all either black or beige with a touch of lace. I took a pair and rubbed the silky fabric on my balls as I fantasized about my gf's mom. Damn, I came good!
• We had one more opportunity to be alone and took turns giving each other head on her bed. She came hard and loud and then worked on me. We heard the sound of her parent's car in the drive as I was close. She wanted to stop but I told her i was almost there. I couldn't help thinking of her mom as I came in her mouth. She usually spit it out but slurped it all down to rush to the kitchen to meet her folks.

 

[gtnlynn]

My wife was fingered while sitting at a table in a bar. We have had sex on hotel balconies and other open areas.

 

[MarkCinMS]

Was working at a VFW post as a bartender to earn my dues for a life membership, and there was no one in the bar. I was unusually horny so I took out a spent beer bottle to shove up my ass for some stimulation. After a few minutes, I heard the front door downstairs open and several people I knew very well from my unit come in. Needless to say, I have never pulled my pansy up so quick as I did then just before the first person opened the upstairs door to enter. All I heard for 14 minutes or so was “what is that strange smell? It smells like ass and sex! Have you been having sex, Mr. M?” Nope was all I could say! Luckily for me no one checked the empty bottles for anything suspicious! Or they,ay have found a dirty surprise!

 

[ridemybeard69]

Dark room in photography class

I'd love to hear more about this!

 

[flipghost]

On a picnic blanket by a lake while her best friend was napping.

 

[Retro_Studio]

Oh, masturbating in a cinema! Memories! Memories!

I still look back on that with fond memories. Just had workout pants on and no underwear.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

happening now

Jesus christ, smother me!

 

[SurferBoy9044]

Back in the day when Mom & Pop Videos stores had the x rated section. My girl friend and I where looking at and reading the covers of the video boxes when this older guy says this is a really good one. He hands it to her and tells her to read out load what the video was about. The title was Gangbang Weekend and as she read about how this girl was gangbang for the whole weekend I started to get a hard on and my girlfriend saw that my cock was hard and started to giggle. She placed her hand on the front of my shorts and felted my hard on. The man said why don't you be a good little girl and get done on your knees and suck your boyfriends cock. She slowly kneeled down in front of me and looked up at us and the man told now be a good girl and take his hard cock out his shorts and suck his cock. She pulled down my shorts and started sucking my cock. The man kept talking and telling her she was a good little cock sucker and asked me has she every sucked your cock in front of your friends. I told him yes and he asked me how many of my friends she had suck their cocks. I told him a couple of them a couple of times. He said so you won't mind if I just pull my cock out and show her my cock. Before I could so anything he pulled out his cock and started masturbating right next to her face and she just keep sucking my cock while looking at his. With in about a minute her let go a hugh load right on her face and it just made me come also I filled her mouth with so much come that she had to pull it out while I was still coming and I shot some more come on her face

 

[VallesMarineris]

Back in the day when Mom & Pop Videos stores had the x rated section. My girl friend and I where looking at and reading the covers of the video boxes when this older guy says this is a really good one. He hands it to her and tells her to read out load what the video was about. The title was Gangbang Weekend and as she read about how this girl was gangbang for the whole weekend I started to get a hard on and my girlfriend saw that my cock was hard and started to giggle. She placed her hand on the front of my shorts and felted my hard on. The man said why don't you be a good little girl and get done on your knees and suck your boyfriends cock. She slowly kneeled down in front of me and looked up at us and the man told now be a good girl and take his hard cock out his shorts and suck his cock. She pulled down my shorts and started sucking my cock. The man kept talking and telling her she was a good little cock sucker and asked me has she every sucked your cock in front of your friends. I told him yes and he asked me how many of my friends she had suck their cocks. I told him a couple of them a couple of times. He said so you won't mind if I just pull my cock out and show her my cock. Before I could so anything he pulled out his cock and started masturbating right next to her face and she just keep sucking my cock while looking at his. With in about a minute her let go a hugh load right on her face and it just made me come also I filled her mouth with so much come that she had to pull it out while I was still coming and I shot some more come on her face

You need to turn this into a story. I already know I'll give it five stars.

 

[Tessinwales]

Years ago, when I was a student in London, after a rather boozy night out I let a guy I hardly knew give me prolonged oral sex whilst on a traffic roundabout. This was at the far end of Shepherds Bush Green in west London if any of you know it, most people call it Water Tower Roundabout. It was about 2am I must add, but still lots of traffic. Obvs, after I let him fuck me.

 

[newhere2learn]

Masturbated while watching Black Widow in the theater with my wife sitting next to me. I came so hard and just had to leave the cum in my pants for the rest of the movie. It was so worth it. Scarlett Johansen is such a hottie.

Did your wife know?

 

[Pikemaster41]

In a cliff overlooking Lake Superior, and both, I was solo the first time, few years later was with an ex and I told her about it, she love it so we exchanged oral there.

 

[newhere2learn]

In my girlfriend's bedroom, she blew me while her sister and a friend were sleeping (or trying to) in bed a few feet away.

Also, at work.

Handjob from a university GF, while watching a film on the sofa, her whole family sat around the room in various chairs. Daylight/dusk. Was a blanket over us. My hand was in her jeans.


Same GF, was once also riding my face while sucking me off, vest top, short skirt knickers to the side. As her father came in from a function at about 2am. He was shit faced drunk.

She (thinking fast) shot up, and off to go guide him to bed. Knickers to one side under her skirt, pulling her tits back in, and cock on her breath.... I stayed on the sofa, in the dark, jeans undone, dick out, rock hard.

 

[lit_ch3]

My wife sucked me off while in the Lincoln Tunnel. In the left lane. When she was done she turned to the car that had been in the right lane the whole time, opened her mouth and showed them my cum, before she swallowed.

They tooted their horn.

 

[Retro_Studio]

Did your wife know?

Yes she did. Made it even hotter.

 

[newhere2learn]

Yes she did. Made it even hotter.

She not want to help? She watch?

 

[MrJogger]

Masturbating - probably out on the golf course I was a member of while trading sexy messages with a girl. Was a quiet Sunday evening in the summer, but there were a handful of people dotted around.

Received a handjob - at a wedding reception, in the grounds outside. Found a quiet spot but again always the risk of being caught!

 

[MacBos]

Blow job parked across the street from apartment building daytime and once at a public hot tub at a swimming pool,pretty sure the one of the other person in the tub knew what was happening

 

[Nellie60]

There are many occasions I’ve indulged in such activity in risky circumstances. Two come to mind and both concern public transport.

First example: I once wanked a guy off on the back seat of the upper deck of a London Bus as we crawled up Regent Street during a busy lunchtime. When he came he shot all over the back of the seat in front. Needless to say this was in the pre-CCTV era!

The other occasion, also pre-CCTV, occurred when I was travelling home on a night bus. I lived close to the bus depot. Mine was the final stop. The young male conductor had collected my fare earlier and when not too far from my destination, he came upstairs again, probably to check if anyone was still on the upper deck. I was the only remaining passenger.

He came along the aisle to the rear seats where I was sitting and leaning against the back of the seat in front of me, asked if I’d been anywhere nice. I told him I’d been to a club. He asked which one and I told him Heaven which was a very popular gay venue at the time, but probably not known about by straight people. He obviously knew it as he asked: “Did you score?” then adjusted the front of his trousers. I replied “Not this time.” ”I’ve been there,” he said. “ Great place. Very hot.” He adjusted what appeared to be a slightly larger bulge.

”Boldly, I said “Do you want any help with that?” He replied ”Have to be quick as we’re getting close to the depot.” As he was saying that he unzipped and fished out his lovely fat cock, almost at full erection. I reached out and, spitting on my hand, grasped his cock and started wanking it. He leaned back, eyes closed and let out a sigh. “Go faster!” he moaned. I did, delving inside his fly with my other hand and gently pulling out a pair of ample balls. I cupped them in my hand as I jacked him off furiously. “Oh, fuck!” he gasped. I leaned forward and took his bell-end in my mouth as I finished him off down my throat.

Before I got off the bus we exchanged phone numbers and had many hot sessions in the safety of my flat afterwards.

Now it’s your turn, folks!

That's hot both stories. I once got a handjob from an ex girlfriend lying on the living area floor but were interrupted by her Dad coming out from the room next door asking "Is everything ok?" unbeknown what was happening.

 

[BongoGal]

I once jerked a guy off in the stands at a very cold football game. We had a blanket conveniently draped over our laps. My job was to pump my fist pleasurably while my face betrayed no hint of my doing anything more than looking around and watching the game. No one around us had any idea what was happening. Even the pretty girl sitting next to my guy was oblivious.

 

[wankerholic42]

That's hot both stories. I once got a handjob from an ex girlfriend lying on the living area floor but were interrupted by her Dad coming out from the room next door asking "Is everything ok?" unbeknown what was happening.

Thanks for your comments. Always nice to hear from a fellow HJ enthusiast! Just read your three stories. Very horny! Particularly the 2nd one where you watched your gf jacking off a complete stranger. Nothing more erotic (well, almost!) than a touch of voyeurism under those circumstances. One of my favourite genres of porn is Handjob in a car vids. Brings back many happy memories. PM me in Conversations if you’d like to exchange naughty experiences.

 

[cdstefi]

A couple of spots not far off what's now the famous NC500 drive in NW Scotland. There's a little mountain pass not far from the Kylesku bridge (was still a ferry back when I did the below), and on a warm summer day I stripped naked and masturbated both on top of a rocky outcrop above the road and on the sandy shore of the loch below it. So a small part of the Highlands bears the genetic imprint of my sperm in perpetuity

Doubt I'd get away with it now as that drive is perma-jammed with camper vans

 

[UnderMyKilt]

Unusual or risky? Risky, I got a handjob, and finger fucked my ex-wife to orgasm, in the middle of the football field at the former Freeman Stadium at the former Fort Ord army base in Monterey CA. Where's the risk? It was during a 4th of July fireworks show that we were attending while on a "retreat" with the young singles group from our church. Even in July it was a bit chilly so we had wrapped a blanket around ourselves to stay warm. While others were going, "Ooh" and "Aaah" at the fireworks, we were going "Ooh" and "Aaah" for another reason.

Most unusual? Probably jerking, sucking, and fucking with the gay lover of my youth 20 feet off the ground in a deer hunting "tree stand". The view was great but one wrong step....

 

[nightowl75]

When I was 21, a much older coworker sent his 23 year old wife to have sex with me (long story, PM if you want details). She briefly separated from him and was at her parents’ house. I was over there and she decided to jerk me off.
We were on the steps of the basement, and as she was going along, and her mom opens the door. I hear and tumbled down the steps. My lady friend is laughing and I’m trying to cover up. Her mom didn’t say a word.

 

[nightowl75]

Another time, I was at a football game and my lady was stroking me underneath a blanket. Lol.