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Pfft. I'm nude.Here you go. Excuse the fluffy jams and don't stare at the bucket pants. We're British as I've been reminded by @AmandaKellyUK no nudity here.
I’ll send the sunshine your way along with a coffeeNo more alcohol god no haha
walk do me good but its raining
Not had eggy bread since the kids were young. Feeling inspired now...Me too, I make good scrambled eggs. Or french toast aka eggy bread.
Oh well then, good jobIt takes me about 30 minutes to do the jobs that they were both doing on a full-time permanent contract. Absolute wastes of space and one was a gaslighter/ narcissist,
You're never dressed.Pfft. I'm nude.
In your fantasies...You're never dressed.
Tell my boss I am long overdue for a promotion. He thought both of them were doing an okay job.Oh well then, good job
Totally allowed in your casePfft. I'm nude.
Feel better soon and take a brolly. As the Germans here say, you are not made of sugar.No more alcohol god no haha
walk do me good but its raining
Pics or we don‘t believe you/ it didn‘t happen.Pfft. I'm nude.
Why have you gone back to bed?I have just gone back to bed
Done! Give me his/her number.Tell my boss I am long overdue for a promotion. He thought both of them were doing an okay job.![]()
Beware. I fell for that last timePics or we don‘t believe you/ it didn‘t happen.![]()
Roast dinners, will send another photo laterThey look absolutely divine. What will you serve them with? I wish Jives was available to whisk me over (pun intended) in the helicopter.
A nice saladI'm being taken out for lunch at a ribs / burgers type grill place later this afternoon. What should I order?
How's everyone doing?
That's my new favourite German idiomFeel better soon and take a brolly. As the Germans here say, you are not made of sugar.
Barbecue ribs, corn on the cob and coleslaw salad on the side. Beer to drink.I'm being taken out for lunch at a ribs / burgers type grill place later this afternoon. What should I order?
How's everyone doing?
Pfft.Pics or we don‘t believe you/ it didn‘t happen.![]()
Ok I’m loving this - I need more like this in my life
There is no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing. That’s another favourite of mine.That's my new favourite German idiom