Anyone from the UK?

Would you est an animal that died by natural causes? Or road kill? Seems a waste not to...
No, just because now i dont want to eat meat and dont feel the need to.

i dont eat supermarket eggs etc due to the industrial nature and the mass killing cruelty associated with it - however my neighbours have chickens and so i will have some of their eggs, and if i had my own chicken id have some of theirs (but also make sure they got to keep some as they eat them). i would get arrested by the vegan police for that by a lot of people.
 
No, just because now i dont want to eat meat and dont feel the need to.

i dont eat supermarket eggs etc due to the industrial nature and the mass killing cruelty associated with it - however my neighbours have chickens and so i will have some of their eggs. i would get arrested by the vegan police for that by a lot of people.
I had a vegan kick off on me one time because I mistakingly put my house Honey and Mustard Dressing on their salad
 
I had a vegan kick off on me one time because I mistakingly put my house Honey and Mustard Dressing on their salad
im a bit whatever on honey - however if i order a vegan product and you give me something that isnt vegan its getting sent back - but no need to kick off, mistakes happen (but you really shouldnt be making those mistakes in an environment where food ingredients can kill people).
 
im a bit whatever on honey - however if i order a vegan product and you give me something that isnt vegan its getting sent back - but no need to kick off, mistakes happen (but you really shouldnt be making those mistakes in an environment where food ingredients can kill people).
the thing is, we have plenty of vegans who have honey... granted, I should have asked but we 100% always ask if people have any food allergies so we wouldn't fall in to that trap.
 
the thing is, we have plenty of vegans who have honey... granted, I should have asked but we 100% always ask if people have any food allergies so we wouldn't fall in to that trap.
i think small things with vegans (or whatever peoples likes/disikes happen to be) are easy to miss - like i say i am relaxed about that sort of stuff, and i wont be going into a strop but i might ask you to redo it and explain why - no need for anyone to get arsey
 
im a bit whatever on honey - however if i order a vegan product and you give me something that isnt vegan its getting sent back - but no need to kick off, mistakes happen (but you really shouldnt be making those mistakes in an environment where food ingredients can kill people).
I rented a boat for your fresh fish, I shall enquire re a bees nest also.
 
.... do you wear leather? 🤔
I have some leather and suede which i still have from pre-vegan - i still use those as im not going to ditch them (i have given most away via charity shops now though).

there are good alternatives that i buy - they are expensive but bottom line is i can afford them and im happy to pay the premium
 
You're a patient lady, @AmandaKellyUK

I'd wait half an hour for food. Any longer and I'd want someone to let me know at least.

I'm not vegan. Don't think I could be. But I have a friend who is pretty much veggie cos hos head can't justify meat, unless he knows what sort of life it has had, humanely killed. All that sort of stuff.

It gets complicated and expensive, so he is basically veggie.
 
*Quietly enters the room holding a T-bone steak in one hoof and a lamb shank in another.*
*quietly pulls a machete from her knickers and prepare to dispatch this villain before realises hes a donkey and her whole vegan ethos is thrown into chaos.....

however then realises as long as she doesnt eat him it will be ok, the machete feels good in her hands, the weight is pleasing, the blood gushing will be so vibrant, oh and the warmth when it gushes on her..........
 
You're a patient lady, @AmandaKellyUK

I'd wait half an hour for food. Any longer and I'd want someone to let me know at least.

I'm not vegan. Don't think I could be. But I have a friend who is pretty much veggie cos hos head can't justify meat, unless he knows what sort of life it has had, humanely killed. All that sort of stuff.

It gets complicated and expensive, so he is basically veggie.
Totally agree, by the your food will an hour ❤️
 
No soft boiled egg and well done toast?
Ewww. I hate eggs. Well done toast is acceptable but no substitute for meat. I'm a committed carnivore.
*quietly pulls a machete from her knickers and prepare to dispatch this villain before realises hes a donkey and her whole vegan ethos is thrown into chaos.....

however then realises as long as she doesnt eat him it will be ok, the machete feels good in her hands, the weight is pleasing, the blood gushing will be so vibrant, oh and the warmth when it gushes on her..........
*Backs away slowly from Amanda, still nibbling on his meat...er the meat in his hooves..* Oh shit, this isn't going well...
 
*quietly pulls a machete from her knickers and prepare to dispatch this villain before realises hes a donkey and her whole vegan ethos is thrown into chaos.....

however then realises as long as she doesnt eat him it will be ok, the machete feels good in her hands, the weight is pleasing, the blood gushing will be so vibrant, oh and the warmth when it gushes on her..........
So... murder is fine as long as the potential food source is then wasted. 🤔😉
 
So... murder is fine as long as the potential food source is then wasted. 🤔😉
Its not murdering for food, its killing for the pleasure of it in this case - you'd be desecrating the carcass by eating it, you have to admire the work of the machete and the pleasure the kill has brought you.....

.....and then go buy some tofu
 
Its not murdering for food, its killing for the pleasure of it in this case - you'd be desecrating the carcass by eating it, you have to admire the work of the machete and the pleasure the kill has brought you.....

.....and then go buy some tofu
Welp... Today has taken a dark turn. Now I understand why Mandy was so keen to lure me back here. I suspect I'm about to become just another statistic...
 
Its not murdering for food, its killing for the pleasure of it in this case - you'd be desecrating the carcass by eating it, you have to admire the work of the machete and the pleasure the kill has brought you.....

.....and then go buy some tofu
If you ever saw what a machete could do to a person, you wouldn't say that. I unfortunately had that privilege a couple of years ago when I was an eye witness to two men fighting - one with a machete.
Toast is bread
Yes. That's why I said it's no substitute for meat. 😋
 
If you ever saw what a machete could do to a person, you wouldn't say that. I unfortunately had that privilege a couple of years ago when I was an eye witness to two men fighting - one with a machete.

Yes. That's why I said it's no substitute for meat. 😋
It was all meant in the best possible taste :) - having worked for ngo’s and private security in some shockingly bad places I’ve seen what humans choose to do to others - humour is the best possible way to manage the absolutely fucked up reality of humanity
 
You're a patient lady, @AmandaKellyUK

I'd wait half an hour for food. Any longer and I'd want someone to let me know at least.

I'm not vegan. Don't think I could be. But I have a friend who is pretty much veggie cos hos head can't justify meat, unless he knows what sort of life it has had, humanely killed. All that sort of stuff.

It gets complicated and expensive, so he is basically veggie.
We always let people know if there's going to be a longer wait than usual so it give them the option to go elsewhere if they like... thing is, we're in a small village. By the time they get elsewhere they're food would probably be ready 🤷🏿‍♂️
 
*quietly pulls a machete from her knickers and prepare to dispatch this villain before realises hes a donkey and her whole vegan ethos is thrown into chaos.....

however then realises as long as she doesnt eat him it will be ok, the machete feels good in her hands, the weight is pleasing, the blood gushing will be so vibrant, oh and the warmth when it gushes on her..........
That sounds like you could make a 750 word story out of it.
 
It was all meant in the best possible taste :) - having worked for ngo’s and private security in some shockingly bad places I’ve seen what humans choose to do to others - humour is the best possible way to manage the absolutely fucked up reality of humanity

Are you former military?
 
It was all meant in the best possible taste :) - having worked for ngo’s and private security in some shockingly bad places I’ve seen what humans choose to do to others - humour is the best possible way to manage the absolutely fucked up reality of humanity
I agree. I have a pretty dark sense of humour and given I have a few friends in the military, part of it comes from their humour and what they've seen.

The guy I witnessed being hit with the machete ended up with a head wound that looked like it was down to the bone. He ended up running into another boozer down the road and got help.

Whoever decides to carry a blade in public needs to see what damage can be caused.
 
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