Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

Woahhh there boy. Don't bring me into this!

But Amanda needs your read on the sexual preferences of centaurs. Over to you….

 

[lingus60]

oooo ta reminded me its Bin day in the morning

Naaa… Wednesday. My fave bin collector should be there. Getting warmer so she might be wearing shorts

 

[lingus60]

For all you bin lovers….

https://www.euronews.com/2022/06/13...-talk-dirty-in-bid-to-stop-littering-in-malmo

 

[joclfc]

Where does that leave the centaurs?

Well if you're bringing them into it what about the Dementors as well?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

But Amanda needs your read on the sexual preferences of centaurs. Over to you….

I'm a Donkey. Wise, humble and cute.

Centaurs are arrogant, stupid and ugly.

 

[lingus60]

Well if you're bringing them into it what about the Dementors as well?

Don’t want them anywhere near sucking on me

 

[mickyp123]

I once needed to go to Ashford in Surrey and sat nav took me halfway to Ashford in Kent

Cheap one then, if it was good it would have taken you all the way to kent without you realising it,

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have no idea what the fuck you are all talking about

 

[lingus60]

I have no idea what the fuck you are all talking about

Don’t think we do either

 

[joclfc]

I have no idea what the fuck you are all talking about

Do we ever??

 

[lingus60]

I don’t waste my afternoons

 

[joclfc]

Just found these amazing things in my cupboard....SLIPPERS ooooohhhh

 

[Daisy_Love]

Do we ever??

Nopeeeeee
It’s a mystery

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[Wriggle]

I'm definitely not even going to bother trying to catch up with all the meanderings this week when I'm offline at work.

I'll just live safely in the knowledge that you are all beautifully mad.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What shifts are you on?

'We'll be safe to talk about him during these times!'

 

[lingus60]

Maybe this thread is like the Matrix….everything’s just AI generated

 

[lingus60]

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That’s going back a bit!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Maybe this thread is like the Matrix….everything’s just AI generated

You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

 

[Daisy_Love]

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I was singing it in my head as I typed it

 

[lingus60]

Do you make up these questions Mr Holden?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I really don't want to get out of bed.

 

[Wriggle]

I was singing it in my head as I typed it

Take it to PMs please ladies

 

[Saltfountain]

Well if you're bringing them into it what about the Dementors as well?

Cosplay incels

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Blurgh. Did somebody mention brains misbehaving?

Just got back from my walk. Dropped the dog off. Might go back out.