Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

He’s noticeable by his absence. Must be plotting a dramatic entrance…

 

[mickyp123]

OK, we'll stretch to "He was a wonderful ass"

Until he became a mule

 

[NorthernCardinal]

"Obituary: AWonkyDonkey...

This magnificent specimen of a Donkey passed away after suffering from acute starvation and malnutrition, exacerbated by people teasing him with delicious food ideas.

The aforementioned Donkey was a stud and will always be remembered for his cheeky smile, devilish good looks and his three foot long penis."

Saw the photo... nah... I mean, its decent but not 3 ft

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Saw the photo... nah... I mean, its decent but not 3 ft

You're right.

It's closer to 4. I just downsize it so the other blokes don't feel inadequate.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Good evening everyone

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hey all

 

[joclfc]

Hi, in work again on a Sunday night

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Hi, in work again on a Sunday night

Oh that’s rubbish

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Evening all from me too. Currently sipping some white wine, trying to put off the approach of Monday.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

The end of half term. I am NOT looking forward to a 6:15 alarm in the morning

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have to get up early again!!

 

[joclfc]

I'm not feeling to good tonight, nose like a tap, feeling cold and coughing

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Get fired up for the start of the new week, you are going to kick ass ladies! (And gents)

 

[joclfc]

I have to get up early again!!

What time?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Get fired up for the start of the new week, you are going to kiss ass ladies! (And gents)

Kiss or kick!?

(I'll happily kiss yours )

 

[Wand3rlust]

Erm. 7? 7.30?

As opposed to 9 - 9.30 as I've been doing all week.

*cough*

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Kiss or kick!?

(I'll happily kiss yours )

Ha ha oh dear, better go back and edit that - any anytime hun

 

[Anastasia1999]

Evening all from me too. Currently sipping some white wine, trying to put off the approach of Monday.

Good idea. I had a glass of red wine with my dinner and am falling asleep already.

Useless I am. LOL.

 

[Wriggle]

Dammit I'm too slow with my kiss ass mocking

 

[Wriggle]

I have Monday off.

Just thought I'd mention that.

 

[SmoothTalker80]

I have Monday off.

Just thought I'd mention that.

Not jealous at all, not 1 little bit

 

[Anastasia1999]

I have Monday off.

Just thought I'd mention that.

Boooo! Lucky duck.

 

[joclfc]

Erm. 7? 7.30?

As opposed to 9 - 9.30 as I've been doing all week.

*cough*

I'll be up at 6.45

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I have Monday off.

Just thought I'd mention that.

I have all year off.

Just thought I'd mention that.

 

[joclfc]

I have Monday off.

Just thought I'd mention that.

Jammy, not off till first weekend in March now