Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread
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Reason to get shot, number 3,927.
Because you didn't buy a car.
https://jalopnik.com/teen-killed-facebook-marketplace-car-buying-1851080466
Because you didn't buy a car.
https://jalopnik.com/teen-killed-facebook-marketplace-car-buying-1851080466
•This guy definitely belongs in this thread.
Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car
https://jalopnik.com/florida-cop-empties-his-gun-runs-for-cover-after-acorn-1851255383
Better safe than sorr….
Wait… an acorn???
The cop didn't get the memo.•
Better safe than sorr….
Wait… an acorn???
He ran away, turned and shot up his own car. And the car was white.
That’s why Andy only gave Barney one bullet and made him keep it in his shirt pocket…
#Onebulletbarney
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Just hearing the news out of Missouri.
The day started with such hopeful optimism.
Unarmed fans reportedly tackled one of the suspects.
Meanwhile, the thread starter and his buddies would have been watching from afar, trembling and struggling to load their pew pews while whimpering "hold on; we'll be right there!"
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Should rename this thread to "Wat's Shoot First, Think Later (Maybe)."
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Wat always celebrates mass shootings.
He lives vicariously through these shooters.
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Philthy_Phil
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Hey now. Wat is an edgy guy who posts pictures of naked women and guns every day to help lead us to believe his heterosexuality.
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Wat_Tyler
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And all of the 1 + 3 = 13. And the if you have nothing make shit up.
Dear Dairy (misspelling intentional unless I post bewbs),
Yesterday, I discovered that I'm short some mags for my Rock Island double-stack 10mm, so I ordered a couple more. Full capacity, of course, since it's a double stack. They haven't arrived yet, which is totally unfair. I shall refrain from having a sad. Barely.
I prayed to Allah the required 5 times yesterday. I thanked him again that my firearms didn't kill me in the night, because guns kill people, you know. And I thanked him for giving me dominion over the fear-filled anti-gun yutzes who feel the need to bless me with their mewlings and credit me for being one of the most destructive forces ever known. I know that Allah plans to gather them to him soon and to put them in the warmest corner of that most special place, Islamic Hell, where the fires burn hotter and Eternity lasts longer. I also know beyond the proverbial shadow that Allah will send me the memos for whatever various skulduggery and general naughtiness he shall require of me, and when. You know, to stoke the Fear, because Wat has that kind of power. For these and his other manifold blessings and great mercies, I am truly thankful.
And most thankful that I know to disbelieve 100% of what I hear and half of what I see.
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Only half?
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Yeah...which is why no cop better knock on my door. I'm pretty sure...that knock knock knockin' on my door is not a cop...it's an acorn. I will respond appropriately.•
Better safe than sorr….
Wait… an acorn???
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At least half.
I prefer steel triggers, but look what happens . . . .
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