Anyone from the UK?

[Wriggle]

Just so you know.
I will beat you all at the wanking festival.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Just so you know.
I will beat you all at the wanking festival.

The BDSM festival is the following month

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is it quality or quantity?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Is it quality or quantity?

Can you have an external person decide the quality of your wank? Are you scored on technique, speed, how long you black out for?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Just so you know.
I will beat you all at the wanking festival.

Depends how it's judged?

Would you win the speed wank challenge?
Or the squirt distance challenge?

 

[Wriggle]

A pink feather boa?

A massive pink lady scarf.

 

[Wand3rlust]

5 mins only
(Gone)

Rude.

 

[Wriggle]

Is it quality or quantity?

Both.

Can you have an external person decide the quality of your wank? Are you scored on technique, speed, how long you black out for

Artful performance can be subjective, so I wouldn't want to be a judge on the panel upsetting angry wankers.

Depends how it's judged?

Would you win the speed wank challenge?
Or the squirt distance challenge?

I'm going for best in show rosette.

 

[Wand3rlust]

A massive pink lady scarf.

is that a euphemism?,,,..

 

[Wriggle]

Rude.

You were also around during the 5 minutes of exposure

 

[Daisy_Love]

You were also around during the 5 minutes of exposure

If we were around we’d have seen it duh! But we didn’t.
So, therefore, we weren’t around

 

[Wand3rlust]

If we were around we’d have seen it duh! But we didn’t.
So, therefore, we weren’t around

What she said.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

What she said.

Triple what she said - I want to see a sexy pink ladyscarf (also the new name for my vagina)

 

[deft]

Better re-post, @Wriggleitlady - don't want to upset the ladies on today, of all days!

 

[Wriggle]

If we were around we’d have seen it duh! But we didn’t.
So, therefore, we weren’t around

What she said.

Triple what she said - I want to see a sexy pink ladyscarf (also the new name for my vagina)

Are you all here right now?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is it quality or quantity?

Yes.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Are you all here right now?

reporting for duty

 

[Wriggle]

reporting for duty

(Six minutes)
Gone

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Furry and pink

Ha ha I love it! Looking very glam!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Furry and pink

Well that's just put me right off my practicing for my 72 hour Wonky Wank-a-thon.

I'll have to give up. I'll do it next year.

 

[Saltfountain]

Just so you know.
I will beat you all at the wanking festival.

I was in no doubt of this

 

[Wriggle]

Ha ha I love it! Looking very glam!

It's a nice new name for you vagina.

Well that's just put me right off my practicing for my 72 hour Wonky Wank-a-thon.

I'll have to give up. I'll do it next year.

You fancy me you lying donkey

 

[Saltfountain]

(Six minutes)
Gone

Now I have FOMO for something I didn't want to see in the first place...

Wt actual f?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Now I have FOMO for something I didn't want to see in the first place...

Wt actual f?

Once seen, never forgotten - a magnificent example of a man worshipping the sexy pink lady scarf

 

[Saltfountain]

Once seen, never forgotten - a magnificent example of a man worshipping the sexy pink lady scarf

Your vagina was posted?