Anyone from the UK?

[AWonkyDonkey]

Do you snort, inject or swallow the cum?

And is the vodka to remove the taste or the shame?

None of the above. I might be kinky but I'm not that kinky.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Does that make you a sour kraut?

Hmmmm….I haven‘t gone sour yet.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Well... Time to go out and drown my sorrows. If I post drunken shite later, I apologise in advance.

 

[Saltfountain]

Well... Time to go out and drown my sorrows. If I post drunken shite later, I apologise in advance.

I demand your drunken shite sir!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I demand your drunken shite sir!

Back to scat again?

This thread goes in circles.

 

[Saltfountain]

Back to scat again?

This thread goes in circles.

Awwww

Careful donkey. Your jealous is showing...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Awwww

Careful donkey. Your jealous is showing...

My "jealous is showing"? I thought you were the thread Grammar Nazi? You ought to be sacked!

 

[Saltfountain]

My "jealous is showing"? I thought you were the thread Grammar Nazi? You ought to be sacked!

Yes. Your jealous. I was using it as a noun. Like your penis is showing...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yes. Your jealous. I was using it as a noun. Like your penis is showing...

My penis lives rent-free in your head.

 

[Wand3rlust]

*Wanders in - reads the last few posts, leaves*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Wanders in - reads the last few posts, leaves*

I don't blame you. I'm leaving too. I think @Saltfountain is coming on to me.

 

[Saltfountain]

I don't blame you. I'm leaving too. I think @Saltfountain is coming on to me.

You wish

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You wish

*Sticks a cork up his backside and goes to bed.*

 

[Saltfountain]

*Sticks a cork up his backside and goes to bed.*

Kinky little devil!

Make sure you wash your sheets after

 

[RosewoodTulip]

You guys flirt weirdly

 

[joclfc]

You guys flirt weirdly

That's the way it goes

 

[Saltfountain]

You guys flirt weirdly

How should I flirt to meet with your approval?

 

[Wand3rlust]

How should I flirt to meet with your approval?

"Alright darlin'..... this face is leaving in 20 mins... be on it....'

 

[Saltfountain]

Alright @Wand3rlust darlin'..... this face is leaving in 20 mins... be on it....

 

[RosewoodTulip]

How should I flirt to meet with your approval?

I'm not disapproving. It's clearly working for you

 

[Wand3rlust]

Alright @Wand3rlust darlin'..... this face is leaving in 20 mins... be on it....

Hmm. Now I see where I may be going wrong...

 

[Saltfountain]

Hmm. Now I see where I may be going wrong...

I think you'll find, like in so many other occasions, I'm the problem

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm not disapproving. It's clearly working for you

Or not

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Chat up lines don't work for me. I try my best ones too! Apparently kicking a lass in the shin and saying "fancy a shag?" doesn't do it for many girls.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Chat up lines don't work for me. I try my best ones too! Apparently kicking a lass in the shin and saying "fancy a shag?" doesn't do it for many girls.

Might work well on other donkeys...