Anyone from the UK?

[Kat0069]

Right, need to make kiddo number 2 some lunch so better shift my arse.

@Wand3rlust good luck with the housework!

 

[Fufumberuk]

Housework for me too. I'd underestimated just how many cleaning products I've acquired under the kitchen sink. Should I mix them all together, just to see what happens?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Right, need to make kiddo number 2 some lunch so better shift my arse.

@Wand3rlust good luck with the housework!

You too.

 

[Saltfountain]

You's are all keen fuckers. I'm still in bed. Fuck adulting

 

[NorthernCardinal]

You's are all keen fuckers. I'm still in bed. Fuck adulting

Pfft. I've been working since 9.30

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hmm..I sat on the sofa. This isn't going well.

*Pokes Wand3r with a cattle prod.*

Er... Not that I'm calling you a bovine. Honest! Er.. this isn't going well. I think I'll just make myself scarce.

 

[Saltfountain]

*Pokes Wand3r with a cattle prod.*

Er... Not that I'm calling you a bovine. Honest! Er.. this isn't going well. I think I'll just make myself scarce.

And we return to the brave/stupid conundrum

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

And we return to the brave/stupid conundrum

Aww, you aren't stupid mate.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

@Wand3rlust - I was only trying to inject a bit of a spark into you!

 

[Wand3rlust]

@Wand3rlust - I was only trying to inject a bit of a spark into you!

You keep your injections to yourself.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You keep your injections to yourself.

That's not what you said last night!

 

[Wand3rlust]

That's not what you said last night!

You been dreaming about me again?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You been dreaming about me again?

Er... I think I must have been. Last night you were all sweet and lovely. Now you're scaring me slightly. Put the pitchfork down!

 

[MummyslilBoy]

Well hi

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Well hi

Ello

 

[Daisy_Love]

Er... I think I must have been. Last night you were all sweet and lovely. Now you're scaring me slightly. Put the pitchfork down!

Be afraid……be verrrrrry afraid

 

[Saltfountain]

Ello

I don't think he must be able to speak Northern

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Be afraid……be verrrrrry afraid

I'll sleep with one eye open tonight, that's for sure.

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Off out to see some old friends shortly in town, which will be nice. It’s been nearly a year since I last saw anyone, so I intend to have a good evening and generally be merry.

 

[lingus60]

I don't think he must be able to speak Northern

Let’s double check… eye up lad!

 

[Saltfountain]

Let’s double check… eye up lad!

I can speak northern, marra

 

[Anastasia1999]

I‘ve been in Germany so long that I speak English like a bleedin‘ Kraut.

 

[lingus60]

Well hi

Eye up!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Eye up!

Eye up chuck

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I am glammed up, and ready to drink cocktails and eat many small plates of food, here we go for a night of fun! (Assuming my uber is on time)