Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

Very true. And that’s if you’ve been fortunate enough not to have your drink spiked!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I think most people have a sudden moment of clarity at a certain age in a nightclub. They're drinking something overpriced and not that great with deafening music and the whole place smells of sweat and they just go "What the fuck am I doing here?"

I get that feeling on Sunday mornings when my girls are playing music too loud on their bluetooth speaker.

 

[Saltfountain]

I should say I’ve never been to Blackburn, I’m sure it’s lovely!

You're in an unusually generous mood!

You got laid or something?

 

[Saltfountain]

I think most people have a sudden moment of clarity at a certain age in a nightclub. They're drinking something overpriced and not that great with deafening music and the whole place smells of sweat and they just go "What the fuck am I doing here?"

I was about 21 I think

 

[Wriggle]

I had that same moment of "What the fuck am I doing here" at work this morning.

It's a common feeling wherever I find myself.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

You're in an unusually generous mood!

You got laid or something?

Would you like me to write you a poem about it?

 

[Saltfountain]

Would you like me to write you a poem about it?

Ohhhh! You got fisted...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Ohhhh! You got fisted...

I told you I’m the Margaret thatcher of fisting

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I told you I’m the Margaret thatcher of fisting

Iron Lady - Iron Fist?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Iron Lady - Iron Fist?

Don’t you start!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Don’t you start!

*runs away giggling*

 

[Wriggle]

Iron curtains

 

[StrangeView]

Great day today, but got to bail out shortly

 

[lingus60]

Iron curtains

Don’t let ‘em get rusty though

 

[Btq97]

Don’t let ‘em get rusty though

spot of the Hammerite should see the rust off

 

[HampshireBoy]

What is the maximum accepted clubbing age?

Depends on the person. I have a good mate who goes regularly clubbing, he's 65 and has a circle of clubbing friends in their thirties and forties.

I stick to gigs, far more fun, he thinks it odd that I go to see Skindred at 61.

 

[Noor]

I think there is a virus doing the rounds that is leaving so many of us just feeling uuuggghhh for a long time

COVID does that.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/young-man-looking-for-mature-lady.1600614/#post-98315970

I think I upset Matty

 

[HornyKatie1979]

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/young-man-looking-for-mature-lady.1600614/#post-98315970

I think I upset Matty

Don't worry - Cathy's come in to mediate. She'll have it all sorted out in a jiffy.

 

[Btq97]

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/young-man-looking-for-mature-lady.1600614/#post-98315970

I think I upset Matty

Do you care?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Do you care?

I was gonna retort in a more comprehensive way, but nope, I really don't care.

 

[Btq97]

I was gonna retort in a more comprehensive way, but nope, I really don't care.

Good for you.

 

[Fufumberuk]

Happy bin day everyone!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Somebody should offer him some better patter though

 

[Btq97]

Somebody should offer him some better patter though

Well it comes with practice.