Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

Don’t worry.. Salty’s the resident silverback

Old and grey and past it?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Don’t worry.. Salty’s the resident silverback

He might be but I'm the resident Bigfoot. Hairy all over.

 

[lingus60]

Sure there’s life in the old gorilla yet

 

[lingus60]

He might be but I'm the resident Bigfoot. Hairy all over.

Hairy feet? Must be a hobbit then?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hairy feet? Must be a hobbit then?

Oh I don't have those. I have alopecia.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Are you that cross?

Yeah, being cross doesn’t work for me.
@Wand3rlust does cross hehe

I’m more a fuckin ragin kinda gal!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yeah, being cross doesn’t work for me.
@Wand3rlust does cross hehe

I’m more a fuckin ragin kinda gal!

Scottish girls terrify me.

 

[lingus60]

Scottish girls terrify me.

Individually or in hunting packs?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Individually or in hunting packs?

Either or! You never want to piss a Scots lass off. One once told me she'd hack my balls off with a saw if I upset her.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Either or! You never want to piss a Scots lass off. One once told me she'd hack my balls off with a saw if I upset her.

Was she a Weegie?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Was she a Weegie?

She was!

She gave me PTSD!

 

[Daisy_Love]

She was!

She gave me PTSD!

Haha yup they’re mental!
I’m from the other side, we’re slightly more refined

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Holds up his fing... er... Hooves an inch apart.*

This slightly?

 

[Fufumberuk]

Nobody has mentioned Monday morning yet..... DOH!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

If we all ignore it, it might not happen

Got to embrace your Monday mornings - I have 9am meetings and I'm going to crush them

 

[Saltfountain]

I get a lie in on Mondays now. Start work at 6 not 5

 

[Fufumberuk]

Got to embrace your Monday mornings - I have 9am meetings and I'm going to crush them

I'm in the office for 7am

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I'm in the office for 7am

Good nights sleep, then all fired up and ready to go from first thing Monday morning - think about all the stuf you are going to get done!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I will wake up tomorrow and think of all of you suffering from the Monday blues.

G'night guys and girls.

 

[terriblesecrets]

I get a lie in on Mondays now. Start work at 6 not 5

Got my alarm for 6, even the alarm knows I won't wake up

 

[Lucy351]

Hate Mondays

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Hate Mondays

Embrace them!!

 

[Fufumberuk]

Good nights sleep, then all fired up and ready to go from first thing Monday morning - think about all the stuf you are going to get done!

True, but I've got a glass of wine to finish first

 

[Lucy351]

Embrace them!!

Wish I knew how

 

[Saltfountain]

Wish I knew how

Wrap your arm around it's neck, all sexy like, then pull it's head back by it's hair. Place your other hand round its throat, slowly increasing the pressure, and tell Monday how hard you're going to fuck it in the ass.

Then punch it in the bollocks